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petition to have nolan make a second adaptation of the odyssey where this time he has emily wilson on staff & gives her ultimate authority on matters of content & theme & just tries to apply his filmmaking knowledge in service of her vision. we need the horny odyssey with deeply depraved tom holland

An episode where Telemachus (played by a gentle Tom Holland) hangs 12 enslaved women and dismembers an enslaved man for betraying his father doesn’t feature. Including it would have required some “moral courage” says Wilson, whose own translation of it partly reads: “their heads all in a row, / were strung up with the noose around their necks”. “It’s also weird there’s no sex and none of the food looks very nice. The Odyssey is all about eating and it’s all about a man getting back to his marriage bed to have sex with his wife,” she says.

is english your only language? you're like a person who has been trapped on an island and never once even seen a television. you gotta like, just pick one. it couldn't matter less which one. you are in for a *treat* my friend.