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a[ntigone] d[awn] t[riceratops] arishem the devourer's nonbinary goth daughter april nardini did nothing wrong // you should count yourself lucky that i'm "so well read" // "absolute internet nonsense." - a robot // eightytee@pm.me je suis une enfantome

yall @chiitan.love is just the sweetest thing on the internet just likin' things, bein brave, little otter or w/e, hangin out with john oliver sometimes, so cool like basically @danielobrien.bsky.social except way cuter and more fun and less obsessed with zachary taylor 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒

@weirdyoukaigirl.bsky.social oh right fuck you mentioned earthbound yeah i played that game i *think* at what might have been a weird prerelease in the summer of 94? it might have been out, i cant remember, but that game had a wild promo cycle. nintendo had a huge tent at the pne the year i went

wait, hazbin and helluva boss are for *adults*? what? they're rated *what*? this stuff seems SO kid-coded, i am legitimately flummoxed that this literally isn't just clowncore gabby's dollhouse like that's the vibe it is giving me, fuckin hell

culturally appropriative WHITE SUPREMACIST takis they taste like PICKLES for christ's sakes that's barely one move away from full ketcup OH WHAT WE HAVE CHEETOS OF THOSE TOO this friggin world, stuff used to be weird and cute and special you assholes

like are we SURE that HE was 33 and not that SHE was 23 and that was more embarassing i mean yknow sliding doors not to play the miraculous complication-free spontaneous human parthenogenesis in the room or anything but like you dont have to be a horse surgeon to understand this shit