"Nobel Prize? More like Trump deserves the *Ig*-noble prize! Hi, I'm Chuck Schumer." "And I'm Hakeem Jeffries. Americans are tired of Trump's rhetoric. It's time to reach across the aisle and compromise. Will you chip in five dollars today so we can write him a letter?"
The highs and lows of stumbling upon new music that apparently came out in 2008.
Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”
Everything is gambling and AI and private equity and you're not allowed to not have a phone but books are good and fajitas are good.
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I hope they release another version of that Cliff Booth movie where they turned all the lights on while they were filming it.
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoParamount has reportedly reached a settlement with California and other states suing to block its proposed acquisition of Warner Bros
Stare at your phone when your baby stares at your phone.
They should consider making the whole night out of sleep, not just the two hours when the baby sleeps. Something to think about.
Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.
I used to think sometimes if you did the wrong thing in the past it makes doing the right thing in the present mean something better but i forgot about the internet where doing the right thing only matters if you’ve only ever ever done right things
My computer heard me talking about replacing it and now it's being nice again.
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
A dishwasher that sorts itself, you just drop all the things down a pit and the plates get to where they need to go.
I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs
Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life.
David Cooper@davidbcooper.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis might have been where technology peaked.
On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the mountains.
my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
Bet a couple of those guys were bummed they didn't get to keep being pigs.
