Elen Caldecott

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I write children's fiction. I puppy-wrangle. Hoffi coffi. If there's dancing, I'm in. Senior Lecture, Creative Writing at Lancaster. Published Bloomsbury, OUP, Andersen Press. All jokes my own. She/her

Good luck to everyone getting their A levels today and remember, if you don’t get the grades you’d hoped for, all is not lost. For example, Prince Edward got a C and 2 Ds and was immediately accepted by Cambridge University.

So. I first (to my knowledge) met a trans woman in a bathroom in 1997. I had a very part-time job at a theatre in Birmingham. I clocked her and I went to ask my boss what I should do. My boss, a female cloakroom attendant, pushing 70, who could remember when people left actual cloaks with us... 1/

Our 2026 Conference, 'On Writing for Young People' is on sale! Join us, 5-6 Nov to hear a keynote from the Carnegie-award winning Beth O'Brien on disability in literature, and many other panels and workshops. 100% online. www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/on-writing...

On Writing for Young People: Conference 2026

On Writing for Young People: a 2-day online conference. Ideas & insights in the academic field of creative writing for kids & YA. 5-6 Nov.

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No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."

As Volume 4 of 'Leaf Journal' is out, we now get to shout about the articles! Writer and emetophobia sufferer George Purves offers creative techniques to produce realistic and transformative depictions of the condition in this wonderfully helpful article: ojs.library.lancs.ac.uk/lj/article/v...

Towards True Sick Lit: How to Write a Productive YA Novel about Emetophobia: Writer and emetophobia sufferer George Purves offers creative techniques to produce realistic and transformative depict...

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Other half's birthday. He got to choose the evening film to go with champagne. Jaws. What an excellent choice. Not a shot or a line that isn't superb. Wonderful game deciding if Hooper is 28 or 47. Farewell and adieu to those fair Spanish ladies...

The dog has discovered that sitting outside in the shade on a rug is her favorite thing to do. When thwarted, and told to come inside for the good of her health, she strops like a teenager, stomping and pacing until let back out again. We have created a monster.

In case you didn’t know, Exeter uni, where I work, has announced a plan to make 25% of staff in my English department redundant. Left-over staff will do double the teaching while their research time will be shrunk to 1%. Meanwhile admissions for English at Exeter are HIGH, and on the rise this year

Today, every meeting in England starts with an obligatory 5 minute agenda item: Does freezing a hot water bottle actually work? And: Does drawing the curtains in daytime do anything but make it dark and humid? Only once this has been thoroughly covered can the actual business begin.