The picture on the front of Reform's policy is of HMS Ocean on the River Thames in 2012. It was sold by to the Brazilian navy in 2018. Turns out you can judge a book by its cover.
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is super triste about les firey firies. Moi is worried pour les gens de France et d’Espagne et les animaux, even les chats et les lapins.”
Do the orphans know which is their bedroom? Yes, and not just their own either. Watch Mzinga, who has taken it upon herself to see new rescue Zuri settled – walking the younger calf back to her stable, then lingering until she's lain down for the night. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/nursery-herd
Time for Burnham to crack down on the poisonous briefing culture in Downing Street that Larry is crap at his One Job.
Richard M. Nixon@dicknixon.bsky.social · 2w agoLarry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, smart girl, said when interviewed “ma mère is très excited about le Festival de concerts-promenades, mon père was excited about la Coupe de Monde. Ma mère is une intellectualiste, mon père is plus un athlète. He scores in le foot walky walkies comme Monsieur Messi.”
As of 4pm today the candidates were confirmed, & the race for the Clacton by-election is officially on between @countbinface.bsky.social & Farage. Here's our parody of "Englishman in New York" by #Sting - titled "Garbage Can Who Can Talk" - to reflect on the challenger 🎶🚀#noAI youtu.be/9NH5JpqrIzY
"Garbage Can Who Can Talk" - Marsh Family parody of "Englishman in New York" about Binface v Farage
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NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi is triste, super triste.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, intellectual (starter level) said when interviewed “moi had un appel rapide from moi’s journaliste. Moi can confirm ma mère is not watching le foot. She has been intellectualising about l’economie et la politique. Moi thinks moi will probablement not become une prof.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi is normalement une francophile mais moi is supporting l’Espagne ce soir as moi thinks it will be plus facile to do les winny winnies contre them once nous get un close stressy stressy win contre les Argies demain.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, late night football watcher, said when interviewed “moi is super pleased that l’Angleterre did le winny winny mais moi thinks les Norvégiens are super cool. Moi thinks that their row, row le bateau thingy is magnifique. Moi thinks they are superbe.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Belgium football supporter, early in the second half, said when interviewed “moi likes les frites et les moules. Moi thinks le fromage manchego is trop salé. Juste saying. Moi knows beaucoup about le fromage.”
Zongoloni has always been a leader. First out with the 'nightclubbers' on their earliest nights away, the others following behind. Rescued in 2013 after poachers shot her mother. Fourteen now, and still brings her family home: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/zong...
"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, late night football watcher, said when interviewed “that was très satisfaisant! Bravo la Belgique! Moi likes it when les cheaty cheaties get stitched up comme kippers! Moi is très knackered moi so needs to go sleepy bobos maintenant.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, keen Belgium supporter (since yesterday), said when interviewed “moi loves les moules et les frites et not les MAGA cheats. Allez la Belgique! Allez la Belgique!”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi will so be supporting la Belgique. Moi thinks l’homme d’orange is un gros cheaty cheaty. Mes parents taught moi that doing les cheaty cheaties is mal et pour losers. Moi wouldn’t even do it quand playing Uno avec Juno.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, proud European, said when interviewed “moi is super chuffed that Norvége did le winny winny at le foot. Super bon at le foot, très beau et un fact amusant they invented le slicer pour le fromage. Moi likes doing le mangey mangey du fromage.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, TV hopeful, said when interviewed “moi’s journaliste is delighted to be watching le cricket gratuit et said merci to Sky mais le chien dans les ads is trés annoying et that moi is plus drôle et belle. Moi can write moi’s own materiel. They should contact moi’s agent.”
Exactly one month ago today, we rescued little Zuri from a septic tank. While she's settled marvellously into Nursery life, she's still quite feisty and prone to overreacting. Nannies like Muridjo have been a wonderful balm, helping Zuri calm down. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/zuri
I am conflicted about this match. I am a Francophile but I like an underdog upsetting things.
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, clever dog, said when interviewed “moi thought going to l’école posh en Suisse might be d’accord et plus cool, mais non, Suisse is très hotty hotty! Moi thinks Reykjavik looks super cool mais moi is un peu worried about les Huldufólk. Moi thinks moi might need Juno.”
This is Vinnie. He just got a new splish splash pad and literally can't contain his excitement. Thinks this is going to be the best summer ever. 13/10 (FB: Claudia Carr)
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football lover, said when interviewed “moi is triste about l’Écosse, mon oncle Si et ma tante Nina are going to be très proper gutted. Moi thinks les hommes dans les jupes are super sexy sexy et that instrument they play scares les chats which makes moi très giggly.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “moi’s journaliste is super triste et is going off to listen to la musique de Sarah McLachlan et Leonard Cohen avec du vin rouge. Nous wish l’Écosse beaucoup de chance contre le Maroc. Moi is Écosse aujourd’hui.”
I just had a call from Sophie she is very excited when the underdog does well in the World Cup. She also thinks Ronaldo is a prat.
My ex husband used to say that nil all draws could be really exciting. I didn’t believe it but Cabo Verde super well done! He was right on this.