Elyse Explosion 💣💥
@elyseexplosion.com
Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
Hey friends. Talk to me about Finch (the app). Do you like it? Is it helpful? Does it beat down your door and threaten your knees like the Duolingo owl? @chuckburly.bsky.social texted me about it and I thought he meant the band, and here I was secretly hoping for a 25th of What It Is To Burn
My ding dong dumbass got sunburnt today after being fabulous about sunscreen 98% of the time and now i have two really hot forearms (ow)
@osutein.bsky.social Maggie made it to my library! I'm reading it now and i just lost it over sea cucumbers being Presbyterian
Someone remind me why I made a fasting bloodwork appointment for 11:30am
Why are Amnesty International more afraid of Rowling than they were of Pinochet?
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 3w agoI won't be giving another penny to @amnesty.org unless they come out swinging here. If they only defend the human rights of some people, I will find a charity that defends all people.
Today I'm crying because a woman posted a damaged photo of her older brother who died of polio when he was three to a photoshop restoration group and so many people have come out to help fix it for her and sometimes, sometimes people are ok, you know
One of my found footage white whales is the complete “Readings From Homer” Jeopardy category: Dan Castellaneta reading quotes from Homer in character as Homer Simpson.
homer simpson crashes jeopardy! #jeopardy #shorts #vintage
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She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
The only two reasons that should exist for pervert meta glasses are front row POV on rollercoasters and that one guy on Instagram that wears them while fixing old bowling balls. That's it.
OH NO! This environmental scientist heard the ice cream truck from far away while on a job site she can't leave!
Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said THIS CAR CLIMBED BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN in the style of one of those Mount Washington stickers and had I been driving I would have swerved the damn car
The summer after my second year of grad school I did some work with a gifted & talented summer camp on campus. One of the sessions the kids I was working with was about medieval arms and armament and I remember the instructor bringing a polearm in for the kids. Idk why I just remembered that?
Whimsy isn't enough. I need balls-to-the-wall zaniness to come back. Wackiness. I need more than bubble wands and trinkets. I need splats, boings, ahoogas, cartoon mad science labs and rube goldberg machines. I need spring-loaded pie launchers. I need mysterious sentient ooze. I need stronger stuff.
HOLY PEAS IT'S A DOLL VIDEO! Checking out some of the new Moonspell Magic by Monster High dolls. Are they worth the hype? What's the quality like? Let's take a look with Claire and Willow! Shares appreciated 💗 youtu.be/UG1hvVAqQBY
Sharing for the afternoon crowd. Thank you so much to those who have shared and donated. It really does mean a lot and I hope it doesn't not take a lifetime to pay it forward or return such kindness back properly ♡
Mobile Sue Gundam II: Soldiers of Suerrow@suenami923.bsky.social · 2w agoWe're $800 under to cover utilities and rent lost from my hospital stay this past month. We've got until the 1st of August, so only a small window left to cover finances. PLEASE donate and/or share if you have the means. We need all the assistance we can find. Thank you. gofund.me/8bbca3635
Im very happy with the library lately, I actually won the summer reading challenge already and got my prizes today and I got a cool sticker, a really fancy metal bookmark, a very fun tote bag with a picture of a pteranosaur reading on it, and an enamel pin that said "I dig my library"!
My library has approved my request for @osutein.bsky.social's book and now I need them to get @rubyopalmindy.bsky.social's most recent, I am plotting like
Grinch's Evil Smile Transformation
Alt: Grinch's Evil Smile Transformation
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All y'all sharing that shit ass poster and all I can hear are the Muppet townspeople singing THERE GOES MR. ASSHOLE, THERE GOES MR. BITCH
I saw a video the other day about a guy who made a crap remover plug-in for Amazon that would only show like, real products and not weird ass dropship shit from shell companies - but I can't find the link. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Elyse's loot drop: - a Palm Pal - two Ubrelvy - an emotional support water bottle covered in stickers - a case of 12-oz jars for soil sampling - fake nails and nail glue
I do not watch this much food network to not get mad when someone doing food content mispronounces a food "tuile" is not "toolie" and ragoút is not "ragoh" 😒
thank you, camera still, for giving me one of the best pictures of myself I've had in FOREVER
JK Rowling uses her Harry Potter money to fund lawsuits against companies that support trans rights so no, I do not care what Hogwarts house you are in.
Hey friends, we're under a tornado watch in NJ. Maybe you are too. If, like me, they are not something you're used to, I've attached some graphics shared by one of the local meteorologists on FB (alt text included)
Epic Movie (2007) Went to see it with the guy that would become my stalker and it was just absolute garbage (Bruce I'm sure you're reading this, it has been nearly twenty years leave me be!!!!)
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
If they call Coors Light the "silver bullet," do you think giving one to a vampire would kill it?
