we must recover the old wisdom

opened threads. saw this. closed threads. perfect app

the nickelodeon producers definitely made the slime bright green so they could turn it white in post

I HAVENT HAD ONE CALORIE TODAY

I HAVENT HAD ONE CALORIE TODAY

I HAVENT HAD ONE CALORIE TODAY

holy fuck

Cubs Highlights@cubshighlights.bsky.social · 3h ago

Pete Crow-Armstrong crushes a two-run home run for his second home run of the game, increasing

cubs are them

Actual comedic genius

Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 9h ago

absolutely destroyed lmao

🐈 Pussy #32537 🐈‍⬛ I found the clit in 6 guesses! 🟧🟨🟨🟧🟨🟩 🔥 14 | Avg. Guesses: 9.3

I think my cishet hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I don't use AI

emilia dot beer@emilia.beer · 10h ago

I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI

sharing your heart with more than one partner is less of a pie chart and more of a venn diagram

I think my nonbinary hairstylist ghosted me because they found out I use AI

Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 11h ago

absence

how about them cubbies?

Lost Then Found

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

even though im supposed to get up at 8 my body knows i can get ready for work faster than that so it gets me up at like 830 every day

how will this affect the bad piggies community?

who else up eating a whole taco bell party pack on they own

why are all these teto songs like "i am a slave to capitalism and i just want to fuck and die"

dawg wtf bidenflation has hit enanthate now too

spit or swallow but its about the nicotine saliva

smoking a cigar. wish i was with my wives. soon i will be.

need... ..wife.. . cuddles.. .

6am pizza save me.... 6 am pizza...

i love you mr fall out boy you could never do anything to hurt me

girl who is on stims and blasting loud tranny music (she could fall asleep at any moment)