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i no longer need help in message from deep space 191. ❤️ @bingus.ough.club ❤️ ❤️ @emilia.beer ❤️
the moral cock of the universe is long but it bends toward pussy. or some philosophy shit idk
the nickelodeon producers definitely made the slime bright green so they could turn it white in post
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
took me a while to find but this is probably my favorite of his comics
LOMBARDO: So I know the pastor spoke about Officer Abdelnabi-- TRUMP RALLY CROWD: *Boooooo* LOMBARDO: No. We're not booing him. He's the officer that passed away here recently
I vote for shitty moderate Democrats all the time in general elections. I do it because Republicans are demons from hell, not because I care about the opinions of people like this. But man is it annoying.
Delta Nupe@itsnotuitsme1911.bsky.social · 14h agoEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
im going to demolish a pizza when i get home and nobody will judge me for that because i havent eaten today
just saw an alaska plate. what are you doing down here buddy are you lost
im thinking one of these days i should follow a textron employee past security and into their office. just to see what they got going on in there
If u don’t have real life friends u should try it. They r ppl u sorta like socialize with. U can do an activity or eat food or just be in each others presence. It’s kinda freeform in that way. Or I guess u can keep getting mad at computer ppl instead. Whatever u want
hey man don't look now but i think i see your sworn rival. the one that the prophecy foretold of
nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
🐈 Pussy #32537 🐈⬛ I found the clit in 6 guesses! 🟧🟨🟨🟧🟨🟩 🔥 14 | Avg. Guesses: 9.3
for a couple weeks now I've been workshopping a joke where a trans girl goes on a date w/ a cis girl. they go back to the trans girls house. cis girl is like "u know... now that were alone. i was wondering if u would let me see it." trans girl is like " wdym." "u know.... the shark plushie"
bro thinks he can escape fate💀💀💀 bro doesn't realize his death was set in stone before he was conceived 😭😭😭 like dude it's BEEN prophecized you're not getting out of it lmaoooo
