Emily 🧀nderson
@emilyofjane.bsky.social
she/her • aroace • crazy cat lady in STEM • whole ass nerd • sports enjoyer • probably setting something on fire 🎖️Official founder and sole contributing member of Stupid Video Sunday Picrew credit: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2400178
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
I have the power to blow up my friends' characters
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 4,1951
"saudi arabia owns EA" is going to be the headline you see basically everywhere for this one but "jared kushner is about to use EA as a vehicle for trump administration bribes" is equally relevant imo
EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...
EA getting acquired by an uncaring, uninterested, wildly stupid outside entity that will inevitably run it ragged, make it produce garbage on impossible timelines, then strip the copper from the walls and shut it down when it doesn’t pay out fast enough is. Well. What more can I say
EA Announces Completion of Acquisition by PIF, Silver Lake, and Affinity Partners www.ea.com/news/ea-anno...
Remember when you used to turn on ESPN to get away from political bullshit? Now it’s basically indiscernible from Fox News, both in reporting style and in content. Barf.
I just randomly remembered when Weiner Probe was a thing, and let me just say that this was objectively the funniest name for a political probe we were ever going to get and we didn’t make NEARLY enough dick jokes about it.
@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz I’m trying to add a Bengals label from nfl.sickos.club to my account, but it isn’t working, and I was told I have to tag you for assistance. Everyone else’s labels are showing up, just not my own. Can you please help?
Never underestimate the power of comfort games (not marketed “cozy” games, just whatever makes you feel good when you play it). I played Super Mario 3D World for the first time in a while last night, and I could physically feel it refilling my cup with each level. 😌
When you see it, you’ll shit bricks. #StupidVideoSunday
Okay, whose ear do I have to grab to convince the Reds to host a Spongebob Night? I want this to be a thing so bad and it would be such a perfect theme for the dog days of summer, you don’t understand how much I need this in my life, GET MR. REDLEGS ON THE PHONE
Me: *opens Youtube* Youtube: HEY you know that sick new Avatar movie that you absolutely love? Here’s 3 videos of random dudes who have never talked about ATLA on their channels before hating on it for clout! :D Me: *closes Youtube and stabs my phone with a knife*
I once heard someone say “calculating a CPI without including food and energy is like doing a physical without checking the heart and the lungs” and I have never looked at a single economic graph the same way ever since.
Now FIFA needs to fire Infantino apple.news/Ay8sNzFZeQ-6...
FIFA scraps World Cup private investment plans as Infantino fights for his future — The Athletic
FIFA and Gianni Infantino have performed a dramatic U-turn on his plot to sell a stake in its commercial and event operations after widespread condemnation of the plans.
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(to the rhythm of Cheeseburger Backpack) Cheese Coney Reds Hat! Cheese Coney Reds Hat!