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Comedian/award-winning game maker/writer/voice artist #AuDHD (he/him) Photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I https://www.guykelly.co.uk
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 3.30pm! That's lunchtime! Why not! twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
twitch.tv
*performs oral sex on Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards* Michael Caine: you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
Cringeing anew about my write-up of a mental health support group where I said it was "a relaxed space for a cup of tea and a nutter"
my favourite typo is, & will always be, ‘the literary cannon’
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
The absolute God damned nerve of naming that humorless milquetoast loser “Doug Funnie.”
HOLY CRAP! "DUCKS" hit ONE MILLION views on YouTube today!? 🤯 Thank you to everyone who shared it, commented, told me they loved it/hated it/hate me for making it. It's really mind-blowing that someone I made sat at a desk can be seen by so many eyeballs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
We need a new shed (after I bonked the old one to bits with a lovely big hammer) and FUCK ME buying a shed is a prick. Measuring! Bases! Installation! Fuck youuuuuuu it's not even my houuuuseeee!!!
Story about a group of children who claim they were stranded on the Norwegian coast, but their story turns out to be a hoax: Fjord Of The Lies
Okay I got The Long Peeper out to take photos of boids, but my GOD Maelle was ready for her shoot:
Frank Spencer in...Oppenheimer (Featuring Yuna the Cat because I cannot just record audio)
my impression of oppenheimer just now: ohhhhh I invented the atom bomb and maybe I shouldn’t have
When I eventually get cremated, I want my ashes stored in one of these, so I can clatter around the place like the spider mastermind from doom, please and thank you
Fresh batch of pots out the kiln including four spider pots! Gonna try and get them online before end today x
Just read a take i disagreed with. Was about to let that ruin my day before I realised I could say, out loud, "Doesn't matter!" I think that person is wrong! They think they're right! Doesn't matter!! I don't need to think about that!!!
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! Lunch! New meds! Brains?!?!? twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
twitch.tv
I know I've posted similar before, but the price increase of internal ssds in the past *year* is fucking abhorrent. AI dorks need to get shoved into lockers IMMEDIATELY
Halfway through the final episode of this and there have been a number of weird-barky-laugh-out-loud moments, not least a particularly fine rendition of the phrase "looking like a right cunt".
No new episode of It’s a Superpower?? this week, as it’s all out there now. If you haven’t already listened to @sararoseg.bsky.social and @thedailytism.com’s awesome 5-star rated audio comedy/drama, you can find it here or at the podcast place of your choice. thedailytism.com/podcast/
Okay I got The Long Peeper out to take photos of boids, but my GOD Maelle was ready for her shoot:
QUICK SOMEONE TELL ME HOW MANY HANDS THIS IS WORTH???
Oh no. Imagine going the club from Blade but it's mayonnaise that comes out of the sprinklers instead of blood and you have to play it cool so the mayonnaise vampires don't turn on you after realising you don't belong
Millennial hypnotist, all waving a tamagotchi back and forth: "You are feeling eepy, veeeery eepy"
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.