Skeets McGee
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Kicked off Twitter in 2022 for calling Elon a lying b!tch. Vagabond of the social media world since. Been mostly on Mastodon. Cubs 🐻, Bears 🐻, Boardgames 🧩🎲. Hater of St Louis pizza 🍕. PBS enjoyer. Bouncing between 999 & 1000 followers.
oh my god: a trump-endorsed candidate lost the GOP primary to a guy who suspended his campaign last month: www.politico.com/news/2026/08... trump completely washed, juiceless, cooked, it's over, lamest of the lame ducks, many people are saying it
Trump-backed candidate in battleground Michigan district loses to opponent who dropped out
Amir Hassan lost to Tom Smith, who had suspended his campaign but is now jumping back into the race for the purple 8th District.
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Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.
Or just skip over the bleeding and shitposting...and just move on to the blue no matter who part
Jesse Ventura in Predator: I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
ALT: Jesse Ventura in Predator: I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
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I meant to post this last night but if you’re mad about any of the primary results you got 24 hours to bleed, try not to say anything you’ll regret in 48, and then it’s Blue No Matter Who.
The Office: Dwight & Michael Say Holla!
ALT: The Office: Dwight & Michael Say Holla!
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Cubs beat Dodgers, 5-1, in Tarik Skubal's LAD debut. Javier Assad, Ryan Rolison, Tyler Ferguson, Ryan Zeferjahn & Jacob Webb combine to limit Dodgers to 4 hits. Dansby Swanson (HR), Nico Hoerner (HR & RBI 1B), Seiya Suzuki (RBI 1B) & PCA (RBI 1B) lead offense. Cubs (65-49) go for sweep tomorrow.
The left: we want the Epstein files The right: we want the Epstein files The center: we want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran
This is what happens when you have an alcoholic in charge
Pete Hegseth We'Re Done With That
ALT: Pete Hegseth We'Re Done With That
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THE U.S. HAS DEPLETED NEARLY 80% OF ITS THAAD INTERCEPTORS, ABOUT HALF OF ITS PATRIOT MISSILES AND SIGNIFICANT NUMBERS OF OTHER PRECISION MUNITIONS DURING THE IRAN CONFLICT, PROMPTING SENIOR MILITARY COMMANDERS TO WARN THAT KEY STOCKPILES ARE DANGEROUSLY LOW. - CNN
RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline
It's going to get really weird on conservative social media on the 1 year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death on September 10th, isn't it? Like, it's probably going to be half of them blaming trans people and the other half blaming Israel.
Sam Waterston: Oh, That Old Chestnut - Grace and Frankie
ALT: Sam Waterston: Oh, That Old Chestnut - Grace and Frankie
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IRAN HAS SIGNALED IT IS WILLING TO REOPEN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BUT IS DEMANDING THE RIGHT TO COLLECT TRANSIT FEES, SECURITY GUARANTEES AGAINST FUTURE ATTACKS, AN END TO THE U.S. NAVAL BLOCKADE AND RELIEF FROM U.S. OIL SANCTIONS. - WSJ
Somebody said "well she doesn't have the power to cancel thanksgiving as governor"... Yeah but that doesn't matter to the many Wisconsinites. It was a dumb edgelord statement that just gives fuel to the Republicans.
one thing that I appreciated about Zohran was his willingness to backtrack from some of the Woke 1.0 era posts that didn’t age well and were posted in a different context. I do not understand why Hong is incapable of doing that, especially since she is running in a swing state instead of NYC
He's only going to get more insufferable the more the season goes on
If I was an enterprising reporter in DC, I would be searching for Jeanine Pirro in the box wine section of liquor stores. Bound to be the first place she hits after being fired.
Pouring Franzia Merlot Box Wine
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this is an interesting interview and if i were clipping it for social media i would have excerpted "We're still a place where we don't downrank links. We love sending traffic to people. We send two million clicks a day to publishers" rather than the part that'll just piss people off lol
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
Always the women to be fired
CNN - President Trump is considering removing Jeanine Pirro, the US attorney for the District of Columbia, over a DoJ conclusion that problems with the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool stemmed from a flawed renovation rather than vandalism. www.cnn.com/2026/08/03/politi...
The worse Aaron performs this year, the more he's going to be doing this stuff
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
I can't wait for 20 years from now when we have the Internet awash with "reflecting pool truthers"
Trump: "We have photographs or tapes -- like moving cameras, right? -- where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife."
If they think Babe Ruth never existed because there's not a lot of video on him... I'd like to get his thoughts on George Washington
The whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
NYT is covering for Trump 2 on the diarrhea lettuce the same way they did for Trump 1 during covid. 'Underlying health issues' is their favorite phrase to wave away responsibility from the people in charge
Breaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
Fiber is an important part of your diet Klint
Klint Kubiak: "We don't have any turds."
Clay Travis is really going to blow a gasket next year when there's a #MLB lockout and the #WNBA is the only thing on
Clay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team
People in Wisconsin when Eric Adams comes to sell data centers
Eric Adams selling data centers in Wisconsin is kinda where I expect a lot of maga personalities to end up. It's not hard to imagine someone like Seb Gorka trying to sell data centers to rubes in Arkansas
Eric Adams selling data centers in Wisconsin is kinda where I expect a lot of maga personalities to end up. It's not hard to imagine someone like Seb Gorka trying to sell data centers to rubes in Arkansas
Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...