I present to you "The Matt Damon REALLY wants to go home now" Cinematic Universe

I think these people would combust when reading the mangas sicko lesbians are into

I think it's fucking hysterical that Elon Musk's presence on Xitter has become the antithesis of Tom's presence on MySpace.

Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 6d ago

I know Elon’s feeling insecure when my feeds starts getting peppered with this bullshit

A white supremacist was trusted to spot at an IPF, International Powerlifting Federation, World Championship. Let that sink in. This wasn’t some local meet. This was the highest level of powerlifting in the world. The best of the best.

#Topical

Odysseus is history's first true deadbeat dad. Motherfucker left his wife and baby to go get milk and a carton of smokes (in Troy), came back 20 years later, and expected everything to go back to normal.

Odysseus is history's first true deadbeat dad. Motherfucker left his wife and baby to go get milk and a carton of smokes (in Troy), came back 20 years later, and expected everything to go back to normal.

realized I hadnt actually done a funny bruticus leg photo yet

Transphobia essentially functions as an indulgence for people implicated in horrific abuses they pretend to be safeguarding against, be it the guy who couldn't stop taking pictures with Epstein or the woman implicated in pimping teenage boys to Mel Phillips

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Education Secretary Linda McMahon and Maria Bartiromo push complete BS about public schools secretly making kids trans without the knowledge of their parents. McMahon says she's doing a number of investigations about it.

I feel like all these modern day Nazis need to remember that Nazi hunters existed for decades to make sure those fuckers paid for their crimes. Just sayin’

"anti-trans was a culture war issue where we were clearly winning and then a bunch of nominally liberal people at Times and Atlantic decided to reverse that and they did. NYT "decided to ruin people’s lives. they allied with the right to oppress a vulnerable minority group bsky.app/profile/csil...

NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo@originalist.bsky.social · 5mo ago

AG Sulzberger using NYT "to be an activist anti-trans campaigner": "Arthur is determined to keep waging his activist campaign against trans ppl, especially the youngest and most vulnerable. Singal will keep being invited back to repeat the very same harmful and bigoted misinformation he spread"

150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is the guy who makes the Neir games on this line up of fictional food mascots?!

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

Why is the guy who makes the Neir games on this line up of fictional food mascots?!

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w ago

Things aren't great, let's have some fun

Optimus Prime killed Grapple's hopes and dreams to solve the energy crisis and climate change with unlimited solar energy collection because it seemed inconvenient to protect it from Decepticons

This is your friendly reminder that Optimus Prime was a fuckboy who ghosted his girlfriend and didn't try to call her 4 million years later when he woke up because he wanted to go play basketball with his friends

Rodimus Prime was negotiating intergalactic peace while Optimus Prime was playing basketball. Just sayin'

Trip@triphazard.bsky.social · 2w ago

Of course- and I love Rodimus, don't get me wrong -it's a lot easier to Get Stuff Done in (relative) peacetime than it is during an absurdly protracted period of war.

friends, please: don’t use transreads dot org they claim to support trans authors, but take our entire texts, post them for free, fundraise off it, and have the gall to claim it’s about preservation they are literally taking money from trans creators and make it harder for us to keep creating

Hasbro owes me an apology for bringing Optimus Prime back to life and not letting Rodimus Prime really come into his own as the TRULY SUPERIOR Autobot leader.

Using this as jumping off point to (once again) explain how Kup's toxic masculinity killed Optimus Prime! When Optimus & Megs were fighting, Hot Rod noticed that taking out Megatron was the best option to ending the siege of Autobot City (and saving whoever was still alive). 🧵

@somnamrover.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ooh interesting! I’m curious about this. I’ve never seen this take before and I’ve spent literal decades hating Rodimus Prime as a result. How did Kup cause it, if you don’t mind me asking?

Every time I see someone mention the Transformers: The Movie Apology Tour I am compelled to remind everyone once again that Kup's Toxic Masculinity Killed Optimus Prime.

Per capita, more trans women have died of HIV/AIDS than gay men. All the anchors in the ocean haven't sunk this low.

Taylor Farms, the lettuce supplier at the center of our explosive diarrhea outbreak, has spent millions to oppose food regulation and elect Donald Trump and other MAGA Republicans:

Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak

The company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC.

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1. In an incredible new landmark review, the Health Council of the Netherlands has declared that gender-affirming care for trans youth works, reducing wait times is "morally urgent," and regret is rare. It is the latest of many Euro countries to advance care. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Landmark Official Dutch Review Recommends Trans Youth Care, Call For Expanding Treatment

The review finds that wait times must be shortened, that few people detransition, and that trans youth care has enormous benefits.

erininthemorning.com

⚠️BREAKING⚠️ A4TE management just publicly announced layoffs in violation of our new CBA.

in the wake of Amy Acton's anti-trans turn in Ohio, I will re-up this @bostonreview.bsky.social essay where I make the case that abandoning trans rights is BAD POLITICS for Dems, as it will turn away their own pro-LGBTQ base w/o winning over a single new voter... www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

Trans rights aren’t tanking the Democrats.

Julia Serano responds in a forum on “How Not to Defeat Authoritarianism.”

bostonreview.net

Taco Bell now canonically causing explosive diarrhea is very based lmao apnews.com/article/cycl...

Lettuce at Taco Bell in 5 states confirmed as a source of diarrhea-causing parasite

Federal health officials have identified lettuce from Mexico served by Taco Bell locations across five U.S. states as a source of the widespread outbreak of diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora.

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It has once again been brought to my attention that one of my funnier shitposts from the bad place has been reposted a billion times and half of them crop out my name and face so LOL it's me. I did it.