R. Anthony Mahan
@enceladeans.bsky.social
Writer for The GG Tribune. Former writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.
Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/anima...
Animator Just Doesn’t Have the Energy to Sneak Phallic Imagery into Cartoon Anymore — Hollywood Time$
Legendary animator, Jeffrey Campbell, has stopped placing phallic imagery into his cartoons. I caught up with Campbell to discuss the current landscape of animation and why he’s stopped adding his own...
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We got a new Checking It Out for you today! This week we finally have an answer to the age-old question "What if Back to the Future was Uncharted?" because we checked out the delightful indie game LIFTED www.youtube.com/watch?v=0weK...
Emily Wong Found Dead in Suitcase ggtribune.com/2026/08/04/e...
Emily Wong Found Dead in Suitcase
THE CITADEL — Investigative journalist Emily Wong’s remains were found stuffed in suitcase earlier today, not long after the Citadel was formally acquired by a Saudi Arabian investment firm. …
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“These California liberals have effectively made a game that Christians, real Christians anyway, aren’t allowed to play. And the law is clear on this. If I’m not allowed to play your video game, you’re a terrorist.” said Paula White-Cain, head of the White House Faith Office.
Hades II Removes Every Single Character Following Complaints of Anti-Christian Bias ggtribune.com/2026/08/04/h...
My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer ggtribune.com/2026/08/03/m...
My Grok Wife is Having an Affair With Her ChatGPT Personal Trainer
Today started like every other day. I woke up in my Eight Sleep POD, asked my Samsung Smart Fridge what I should have for breakfast, and listened to Alexa read the headlines curated to my interests…
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Forever agonizing that a video game commercial from before I was born just kind of accidentally stumbled on the best song ever and there's no other good place to hear it.
Centipede for the Atari 2600 Commercial (1982)
YouTube video by Retroist Commercials
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Took my time with it, but it's finally here. Memoirs & Manifestos, my first full-length sketch album is out now. Thank you to everyone who had a hand in helping me make this thing. nickcoffman.bandcamp.com/album/memoir...
Memoirs & Manifestos, by Nick Coffman
16 track album
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The Control Freak finale is out now! Nick beat the odds and finally finished the game in spite of Matt. We also announce the next game in the seriers, which Matt will be playing and Nick will be backseating.
Control Freak FINALE | Backseat Gamer
What happens when a man tries to play through a game while someone gives unsolicited instructions that do nothing but waste time? Find out as Nick plays through Control as Matt forces him to do…
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It's Friday. You know what that means. A NEW episode of Stand N' Watch is available now! Hats off and prepare for royalty because this week we're discussing The Man Who Would Be King www.hwoodtimes.com/podcasts/sta...
Always a pleasure to cover the music scene for @hwoodtimes.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...
Lollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas — Hollywood Time$
2026 Lollapalooza music festival will open with a special ceremony celebrating those who fought for our freedom to listen to offensive music and enjoy debaucherous sideshows. Gen Z marketing intern, M...
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The easiest way to jumpstart your comedy career… wait that’s not true, assholes use to fax jokes into writers’ rooms which eventually got them hired into said rooms…. The easiest way to jumpstart your comedy career, that doesn’t involve a printer.
New call for subs is up. Come pitch us and get paid to write a comedy piece! www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Inspires Millions of Little Girls to Grow up to Fat Shame Size 4s Scoop by @laurita-jane.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/the-d...
‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Inspires Millions of Little Girls to Grow up to Fat Shame Size 4s — Hollywood Time$
The Devil Wears Prada 2, the follow-up to the iconic film that inspired millions of young women to quit the jobs that could have launched their dream careers because their insecure boyfriends were whi...
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Johnny is one of the funniest, kindest people I know, and working with him has always been an absolute privilege. Anything you can pledge helps.
The company my wife has been freelance designing for just announced layoffs and was told to "take the day off". That income is all that's been keeping our heads above water while I'm unemployed. This seems like a great time to promote my patreon and ask for your support. 🧵of highlight episodes
Shark Week Producers Announce Casting Call for 'Live Bait #2' www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/shark...
Shark Week Producers Announce Casting Call for 'Live Bait #2' — Hollywood Time$
The producers of Discovery Channel's Shark Week are holding casting calls for the role of 'Live Bait #2' and many are optimistic about their chances in this exciting new role.
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Lines Form at GameStops Nationwide to Be First to Buy 30-Digit Download Code ggtribune.com/2026/07/27/l...
Still taking submissions for next month! Write comedy, make money, and make your enemies jealous by telling them you make money by writing comedy. It’s never been easier!
New call for subs is up. Come pitch us and get paid to write a comedy piece! www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
We're finally checking out the ultimate Halo Killer! RIP Master Chief, it's Haze. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCqK...
PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Jason Alexander Apologizes for Innapropriate Sketch at Behest of Jerry Seinfeld www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes/p...
Struggling Unreliable Narrator Books Prescription Drug Ad www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/strug...
Struggling Unreliable Narrator Books Prescription Drug Ad<br/> — Hollywood Time$
Long out of work disembodied voice, The Unreliable Narrator, has landed a role in the latest Ozempic ad. I caught up with the voice, who was celebrating its new job, with friends at a local bar.
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Hire me to write the Pong movie. I gave you the pitch already. "1973: Pong II proves less popular than its predecessor, mostly due to the darker plot where Left Paddle seeks revenge against Right Paddle for murdering his wife." ggtribune.com/2026/07/04/i...
Important Moments in American Gaming History
The United States of America is 250 years old today! Cynics might tell you that any major government existing for so long will show signs of an empire in decay, but counterpoint: round numbers are …
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Atari Makes Universal Movie Deal For 10 Iconic Game Properties -Asteroids -Adventure -Berzerk -Breakout -Centipede -Crystal Castles -Millipede -Missile Command -Pong -Yars’ Revenge deadline.com/2026/07/atar...
At last, I always wanted to know Scrooge’s past. If only there was some sort of ghost that could show me what it was like.
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”