The unhealthiness of listening to the same song over and over and over again at max volume on my walk in an effort to disassociate is offset by the healthiness of the 3 mile walk, right?
Tomorrow is superhero day where if we have some sort of superhero shit on we get to wear jeans and I just want to wear regular clothes and when admin is like where's your superhero flair, I'll say I'm a teacher, I am the superhero and dare them to tell me otherwise to my face.
This is so weird because you could just take a photo of your kid and then put a "school photo" backdrop on it using a basic photo app and it would be exactly the same, but without sending your kid's image through the sex pest factory. How is everyone so fucking dumb now?
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Just gonna repost this everyday until men stop being awful or the world ends, whichever comes first (we know which one will come first).
little miss no name@enterclevername.bsky.social · last wk.Not to over generalize or whatever, but men are bad.
Not to over generalize or whatever, but men are bad.
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
She'll still probably lose, but seeing all of these yard signs on my morning walk today made me feel less like shit!
My son mentioning the girl he's "talking" to being smart before he mentions she's also pretty is adorable and makes me have hope that I'm not the terrible parent I constantly think I am.
It's 58°, I'm wearing my Doc Martens and listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version). Feels like fall.
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
Forbes@forbes.com · 3w agoTilly Norwood, a controversial AI “actor,” abruptly switched languages during an interview with Piers Morgan, though the company behind the AI creation denied she malfunctioned.
Watching Apollo 13 to feel something other than drowning despair and an overwhelming sense of dread, which sure is saying something!
Bridesmaids Are You Fucking Kidding Me
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FOX5 Las Vegas@fox5vegas.com · 3w agoRECALL ALERT: Hand soap recalled for potential contamination of antibiotic-resistant bacteria. https://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/09/16/hand-soap-recalled-potential-contamination-antibiotic-resistant-bacteria/
Just declined a call because the caller id said “Maybe: Ed Sheeran”
Here is another teacher wishlist that could use some love. If you can't personally donate, a repost always helps!!
Shelby@shelbyelizabeth.bsky.social · last mo.Hi everyone! 🍎 I’m a Kindergarten teacher prepping a fun space for my new little learners this year! ✨ If you’d like to help #ClearTheList, our Wishlist has room organization supplies, classroom materials and reading rotation items. Any support means the world! ❤️ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Isn't this colossal statue honoring him enough? Feels like enough.
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 4w agoPresident Donald Trump called on the Smithsonian to install a colossal statue of George Washington outside the National Museum of American History and a special exhibit honoring the nation's first president. https://to.pbs.org/4gQTEkb
At school today, I was watching the kids take the flag down and I was like why are the flags at half-staff today and my friend was like "um, it's literally 9/11" and even though I was explicitly told to never forget, I did in fact forget. And I was there, and still! Sorry!
Watching Horse Feathers, so, I'm taping the sign
little miss no name@enterclevername.bsky.social · last yr.Normalize wanting to have sex with a Marx brother.
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So I went to see Coyote vs. Acme yesterday with my kids and almost everyone else in the theater was at least 65+ and hearing them laugh at the same gags that most likely thrilled them as children was a true delight.
Man, no one loved hands and chairs more than Bob Fosse.
Gonna go see this movie everyone's talking about (in the hotel from The Shining apparently).
