me trying to say "kendrys morales" while i'm on the wolf of wall street quaaludes
honestly think my wife would leave me for early 1990s bill pullman
how is this still not done?? you have had (huge breasts gesture) ample opportunity
i cut open a bell pepper and there was a big ass moth inside so everyone needs to be nice to me for a little while
christopher nolan, IMAX'in you for a dang intermission!
oh and don't bother voting for shohei ohtani anymore. here's the *real* mvp
Saw LeBron at Valley Forge, he was looking at one of the log cabins and crying. “The cold, the hunger, the disease, the suffering. They did it all for us.” I put my arm around him and his bodyguard beat the shit out of me.
bad bunny bought us a new midfield and now jay-z is going to buy kroupi and savinho, spurs are massive
Voych@voych.bsky.social · last wk.Jay-Z extends his ‘Jay-Z 30’ concert series with new dates in London and Los Angeles after sold-out Yankee Stadium shows. London’s Tottenham Hotspur Stadium will host performances on September 4 and 5, while Los Angeles’ SoFi Stadium adds October shows.
this seventy foot richarlison will devour us all!!!
you have been MICKEY TETTLETONNED share this or receive six years of bad luck
one of my biggest pet peeves is businesses that feature the name of a neighborhood where they aren't located. anyways, if you want to say hi come swing by printers row coffee in lincoln park
there should be dentist offices that are like barbershops, where other men are in the room drinking beer and shooting the shit while you're in the chair
chicago air quality index is now higher than alex bregman's ops
never in my life have i experienced air quality like this. it's genuinely unsettling. i guess the only good news is that we've solved the problem and this is the worst it'll ever get
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
oh and don't bother voting for shohei ohtani anymore. here's the *real* mvp
we're tasting chicago very strongly, it's unbelievable
after further review, one time in 2010, egypt number 30 grabbed a dog by his hind legs and pushed him around like a wheelbarrow. final decision, goal is disallowed
at this point i want FIFA to continue to cheat for the united states in increasingly obvious ways. like we get to the quarterfinals and spain's goal is visibly twice as big as ours
we've had one shower, yes. what about second shower
