my new glasses frames have cute little alligators on them (they're Lacoste)
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it's that weird "morning at camp" weather where it's cool but humid and the dew point is so high that everything is simultaneously wet/damp and sticky
been extra busy the last few days - love you all!!! 💗💗💗
Happy Birthday to me I have shenaned for many years may I shenanigan for many more Most importantly continue to be dope AND If you wish to celebrate me : Wish List : www.amazon.com/registries/g... cash app: cash.app/$ydette Venmo: venmo.com/u/sydette Pay Pal: www.paypal.me/blackamazon
I'm gonna, since I'm full of terrible decisions. my better half just informed me that she woke me at 3a, where I had passed out on the couch on top of a piece of cheese.
penjamin button@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 6d agochat, should I micro dose during work
need to start exercising (first time in my life) because while I can still squat just fine, I had to do the bounce launch to stand back up I used to leg press 250+, 10x easily, so this is weird feeling I'm also getting fluffy rahhh they don't tell you that menopause is like a 3rd puberty
Do not, my friends, become addicted to the weekend. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
the coffee goblin has not stolen my beverage yet hurray
should know in an hour or so if this is happening or not 🤸♀️
penjamin button@ersatzfusillade.bsky.social · 2w agomanifesting a god tier trip tonight 🙏🙏🙏
my 2026 word cloud is gonna have "lol" real big in the middle
one very interesting thing I'll note here is that she says "250 million" and HE says "quarter of a billion" both are accurate, but lol come on
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoBy the end of the interview Musk insists that more people like him than hate him. "They hate YOU," Musk tells the interviewer. "They hate YOU far more than they hate me."
Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look
it's been a whole evening of "you just want to argue with me" this is, hands down, the most infuriating thing to hear when that's absolutely not what I'm trying to do because when I say "no I'm not" well I've fallen into the trap
just noticed that I've annoyed someone into unfollowing and possibly muting feels kinda bad even though I try really hard not to care about it
she got that magic pussy,, call that a fantussy ✨
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
I call pickup trucks with the extended side view mirrors "shrek trucks" you're welcome for the added whimsy to your commutes
brain feelin like the arboghast descending into venus
when I was a kid I was always told not to use the word hate about people because it was such a strong sentiment now I'm a full assed adult and some people just need to be hated