Steph Langley
@eternity-ae.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood subversive with a specialization in network security, shitposting since 1986 (non-binary)
Banana was acting a bit off last night, woke up to her having trouble breathing, she also clearly had a fever. Rushed her to the emergency vet because it was 5 am. So just over 2k and several very nervous hours later she is home and looking completely normal.
This expired vega is pretty bad. "I only source the finest vintage protein powder"
I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever going to find someone again. It's ok if I don't it just feels like maybe I should? Wtf is wrong with me.
I'm not sure why we believe these shitty old people care about any of us at all.
I need someone to go to the gym with me but we do our own thing not like do gym together idk if that makes sense 😭
Eight kilometers yesterday, I could only make it five today though 😓 Anyways that's why I'm still only 3/4 finished changing the sheets.
Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ Filipino-American bigender paypigs ☆ sapiosexual people ☆ graygender lesbian fujoshis ☆ fraysexual multigender poly women ☆ Inuit gendervague headbangers ☆ Indigenous sapphic men
Just spent my grocery funds for the month on electronic fingerprints for a job application. How's your Monday going?
"O Botafumeiro" is a 120 kg censer that reaches speeds of 70km/h at a height of 25 meters in the transept of the cathedral of Santiago de Compostela [📹 Álvaro de Juana]
🎶I wanna know what cock isss🎶 I want you to show meee🎶
"you're only mad because I had sex with your grandparents"
youtube.com/watch?v=GisL... If it weren't for trains and horses, I'd have blown my migraine out
Trains and Horses
YouTube video by Barbarisms - Topic
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Stuff I say after 300 milligrams of THC.
emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3d agoJimmy Eat Whirled Peas
I can't believe I still haven't found anyone to fart under my eyelids.
A stranger just said I look like a football player, they meant it as an insult but it's the most anyone has done for my self esteem in a decade. 🥲
Person asked me if I wanted a coffee, I said yes enthusiastically. Hours later no coffee, got a text just now "you didn't seem like you wanted it anyway"
golf shirts are really one of the most disgusting articles of clothing ever invented. for an equally disgusting pastime
