These two brethren are passed tf out on my lap, this should be a part of my PTO

Those ads that menacingly ask you if you have any idea how many subscriptions you have is funny to me bc if you think every poor person doesn't know EXACTLY what they're paying for, your app is for rich people. Basically you're a cop.

every time I open a babybel cheese, this is what I think of the wrapping

people hate a woman with boundaries but love a man with allegations

I need you to know I have and would chomp right into a block of cream cheese

Gulf of America, Lake America, mall of America, balls if America, sepsis of America, degenerative dementia of America

Went to an antiques mall yesterday. Made sure to leave everything better than I found it.

maybe you should act like your hairline and back the fuck up

pumpkin spice aneurysm

why won’t you let me live in your walls? why do you hate me?

Going to one of my last doctor appointments today. Maybe this is the one where they decide what's wrong with me and I get to be disabled in the eye of the law and consequently can continue to get medical care. Lolz.

i hate buying a product i’ve been happy with for years and find it’s new and improved when only one of those things is accurate

How is it only Tuesday?

The sports radio guys on my drive home were only talking about Dolly Parton. These are guys that will spend three hours discussing who should be the third right guard on the Washington Commanders to avoid talking about anything besides sports, and yet…

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 19h ago

My timeline here is all just grief over the loss of Dolly Parton. Went to my football account and it's the exact same. That's one hell of a good life.

I need to pull out my skeleton and shake it.

I had grandparents whose house I stayed at a lot, as both of my parents worked. My grandpa was a thorny, difficult man & I was a precocious, wiseass kid—we were always feuding. A truce & bonding time was THE BARBARA MANDRELL & SISTERS show. We watched this together. We were both in love with Dolly.

Barbara Mandrell impersonates Dolly Parton - 1980

YouTube video by REAL COUNTRY MUSIC & OTHER GOOD STUFF

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still the best website (and it’s free)

This version of Mountain Song surpasses the studio release, imo

Turn on and turn up some Dolly tonight

I'm the funniest person I know and all I'm doing is autism

If you listen closely, you can hear them say “Just another stick. Not a bug.”

Jonathan Slater@jonathanslater.bsky.social · 17h ago

Walking Sticks are so cool

Everybody should read this thread.

Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 18h ago

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

Dolly loved and mothered all of us who were told by our towns we were too fallen for loving and mothering. The queer. The slutty. The barren. “I know, honey. Just let it out.” —— I’ll leave you this. Dolly (and Linda and Emmylou) loving and mothering the wayward son. youtu.be/wWEQDyrbphE?...

Dolly Parton Linda Ronstadt Emmylou Harris - The Sweetest Gift

YouTube video by littlesparrow185

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Stevia Nicks

the great thing about losing respect for people is they never deserved it to begin with

not now sweetie, daddy’s sending lowball offers on fb marketplace

This lady is on yt trying to scare her followers saying we are going to have an 18 month blackout and ‘how are you going to cook the white rice and pinto beans you have stashed with no gasoline or electricity.’ I guess she‘s never been camping or heard of lighting some firewood with a match.

Live shot of the pharmacy, the insurance company, and the doctor trying to figure out why my son's prescriptions can't be filled on time.

bluesky just released a feature that shows how many people turned off your reposts and- oh no. no no no no