eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social

@eugenebwhitaker.bsky.social

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ARMY OF DARKNESS is 81 minutes long. It retells EVIL DEAD II in about 3 minutes. Still has time for a whole slapstick Gulliver's Travels thing. Baby, this is efficiency