Ken Lowery

@kenlowery.bsky.social

SATX-based writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames Avatar by @catie.bsky.social

ARMY OF DARKNESS is 81 minutes long. It retells EVIL DEAD II in about 3 minutes. Still has time for a whole slapstick Gulliver's Travels thing. Baby, this is efficiency

RAY: Beef! Check out my dude Long Herman! He’s in the Guinness for his length! ROAST BEEF: See I would say something such as “height” because “length” makes it sound as if homeboy is hanging it horse style RAY: Player got a connective tissue disorder! Scientists disagree on its hog ramifications!

In Mortal Kombat 2 there's some text that says that Mileena and Baraka are secret lovers and whenever my friend Ben would play as Mileena and the opponent was Baraka he would kick his ass while pretending to berate him about leaving his underwear on the floor when the hamper is right there etc etc

There are at least *three* right-wing text-based social media sites, one owned by The Actual President, another by the richest man in history, and all of which openly foster white supremacy. But those are not the ones every op-ed page in the western world is sneering about

this is an interesting interview and if i were clipping it for social media i would have excerpted "We're still a place where we don't downrank links. We love sending traffic to people. We send two million clicks a day to publishers" rather than the part that'll just piss people off lol

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

GOP here back to doing "sharia law in north Texas" stuff again. Comments on news stories are bleak, man. Total fantasies about the most banal suburb cities you've seen in your life. People telling me I need to get "boots on the ground" in places I lived in for decades.

Starting up a new day doing crimes in Stock Photography World. I don my black hoodie and Anonymous mask and dim the lights before opening up my laptop. It's a living