Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
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I assure you, the animated GIFs with which I describe this encounter will be *scathing*.
DANA WHITE [checking Twitter]: ...wait, what
Reuters@reuters.com · 3d agoTrump offers UFC chief Dana White top communications job reut.rs/4BQ8uQg
When I showed Back to the Future to my kids, I explained to them the joke of using the DeLorean as a time machine, and my daughter said, "Oh, so it'd be like using a Cybertruck"
Chris Franklin@errant-signal.com · 4d agoAt least now the Cybertruck is primed to be the car in any potential remake of Back to the Future, because even though Elon saw that movie as a kid and went "oh wow cool car" the idea of using a crazed, shamed mogul's ugly impractical discontinued car was The Joke.
If you haven't read "I Don't Sleep Well," it is very good. Everyone who reads it falls in love with it and if they don't, it's because they are of deficient character.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
yeah I mean it's almost like they're all short-sighted dipshits, crazy
Jack Tindale@jacktindale.bsky.social · 5d agoI am once again baffled that Elon and all the rest of Silicon Valley took one look at a dude who was going to serve one term, had won by an historically slim margin, and who only had a small majority in Congress, and thought “that’s it, that’s the future for the next decade, let’s use the r word”.
Hardest election edit in history
Immediately begin production on season two of THE CAPE
Puff the Magic Hater@mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d agoWhat's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand? (Absurd answers only.)
"...and the sandworms are...?" "PART OF IT"
I'm really gonna need a source for this other than this one post, because this would be an enormous deal.
Texas Democratic Party@texasdemocrats.bsky.social · 6d agoTHIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education! This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state. Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
well that took absolutely no time at all
MS NOW@ms.now · 6d ago"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf." House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
"We'll just build our data centers in space" might be, and I'm pretty sure I'm right here, the single dumbest thing this man has ever said.
Metro North Capital@metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 6d agoYou've rained on my glorious parade! I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Democrats...Space!
I've already warned my kids that if Talarico bumps off Paxton I might lapse into a laughing fit so long and loud and powerful that I will simply die
Befuddled, Rambling President Delivers Closing Argument Before Midterm Elections: "ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ."
Man she pivoted to Full Batman Villain *so* fast
j a k e@jakeismaking.bsky.social · 7d agoI'm screaming
Obviously Anakin is an accidentally perfect right-wing avatar because he's a school shooter, but also because he's constantly talking about the violence he would commit to protect his wife and ends up killing her himself
i like to watch the new york city marathon and periodically utter things like “they’d better conserve their energy” and “it looks like they’re going through brooklyn now.” i mean just the most useless fucking shit you’ve ever heard anyone say
I lost count of the number of times I said, out loud, "Jesus CHRIST" while reading this. Truly great stuff.
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.I Don't Sleep Well (Title)
