Expittriate
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Graduated in the top 100% of my class
These people are the absolute fucking lowest scumbags. Kids who want to be teaching assistants don’t make enough to justify loans? Fuck him
President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v
Oh, FFS. Thought we could avoid this for one more year.
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
These idiots are such easy marks. They’ll be out of the Senate at the end of the year and this guy will be free to do whatever he wants he wants.
BREAKING: Todd Blanche just issued a formal order that appears to terminate Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund and limit the scope of the IRS audit immunity deal applying to Trump and his family.
My REAL weight, not the one made up by the scale is 140 pounds of muscle
Trump: “My REAL Polling Numbers, not those made up by the Fake News Media, are the best they have ever been”
It’s amazing how this administration rolls out a different “biggest scumbag on earth” every day. It’s like the soup du jour!
RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking
I’ve about had enough of Sal Stewart’s histrionics. Take your base, you fucking clown
When Greg Brown is despondent, you know things have taken a very bad turn.
Data Centers don’t create jobs in the communities where they are built. The whole point is that they are easily remotely managed. It sucks up resources and provides minimal benefits other than brief spurts of construction. This is absolutely so incredibly patently a lie.
Hassett: "Data centers are very good for towns bc they create so many jobs & bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that. So if you take a sleepy town that hasn't seen much in the last 30 years & put a data center there, there are gonna be a bunch of happy residents."
I’m beginning to think Don Kelly might not be up to this job. The terrible bullpen doesn’t help him but plenty of dumb moves beyond that.
nobody is ever beating Barack Obama in a “broke the worst half of America’s brains” competition but I’m impressed that Anthony Fauci is emerging as the LeBron to his MJ
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Flounder Animal House Dean Vernon Wormer
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
This doesn’t even make sense if you accept their idiotic framing
Rep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
Fuck these lying assholes forever. Destroying public health to prop up a scumbag pedophile
Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."
This fucking guy has been leading the charge to destroy voting rights and is now worried about democracy. Rich
JUST IN: Justice Neil Gorsuch tells @RonaldReagan civility conference US democracy is 'very fragile' & 'facing some tough times.' 'We are all in it together, and if we don't stay all in it together, it will crumble,' Gorsuch says, urging students to study history 'warts and all'
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
A totally normal thing that people do.
Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
Remember when the Pirates hit Paul Goldschmidt on a pitch like that and then the Dbacks suckered Cutch into thinking they wouldn’t retaliate and after two pitches they drilled him in the ribs. Rib injury a day later and missed two weeks. Probably cost us the division. Just passing this along
The leader demands that you follow him and not your parents.
Mesmerizing Spiral: Believe Me Hypnosis
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Trump: "I've done more for you than your parents, okay? Your parents are okay. I'm not gonna knock to your parents, but I have been better to you than your parents."
Proud Yinzer moment - took my daughter to Kennywood this weekend and the security guard at the entrance was walking through before the start. His fly was down. I got to tell him “Sir, Kennywood’s open” to the guy who opens Kennywood. Ready for retirement