"Hello, I'm Scrooge McHuman from Humanburg!" Sounds stupid but we let ducks do it!
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My views do not reflect those of my employer. The header photo is Portland Oregon if it had a baseball stadium in the river for some reason.
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
Neighborhood Mexican place lost its lease and relocated to a new spot. Just overheard the host take this phone call: HOST: Yes. We are open, it’s packed ??? HOST: Just so you know, we don’t have a liquor license yet ??? HOST: No I’m not calling anybody an alcoholic, I’m just letting you know
The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™
Cookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)
he’s the most golf guy that was ever a golf guy. met him through a friend and he is golf guy. the king of the guys.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 3h agoJohnny Miller is probably the most interesting guy in the history of golf
Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing
(after hearing there was a brawl in the Canadian pro basketball league) "was Adonis Arms OK?"
Nothing is more boring than who will play Bond unless they do Across the Bond-i-verse and have multiple Bonds: Bond Woman, Bond Noir, Punk Bond, Indian Bond, Bond 2099, etc. And there can be a bit where they all say "The name's Bond" at the same time and everyone laughs
ordering Domino’s and then blaming ChatGPT when nobody wants it
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
there should have been a scene in Spiderman Brand New Day where Peter is watching Game 4 of the NBA finals with the Knicks down 104-100 with a minute left and says out loud to himself ”don’t need a three here”
possible, uh, alarmingly pro-fascist messaging aside, why is Hollywood trying to force British Glen Powell down my throat when I already don’t even like original American Glen Powell
🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates 🦩@oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social · 7h ago"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
WASHINGTON (AP) — Donavan McKinney wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Michigan's 13th Congressional District.
A gentle observation: Some of the same older Black voters in Detroit who are being shaded for not supporting Abdul El-Sayed in the primary sent Rashida Tlaib to the House. And keep sending her there. 🤯 Yes, her district encompasses all of Dearborn *now,* but not in 2018. All politics is local.
Yerrrrrr! People of the internet, I’m tryna help a domestic violence survivor keep her car. She’s behind on her weekly payment fee. $258.66 has to be paid before midnight or they’re gonna come repossess her shit. Screenshots for proof incoming. Keeping this anonymous so she can stay safe.
since visiting Trump: - 4-7 - Ohtani injury keeping him from pitching/clearly hurting his hitting - both catchers out indefinitely - Skubal trade made all of Twitter AND Bluesky collectively universally hate them again (except for LA fans and like 5 anti-owner national writers) Trump sports curse!
Sam Lloyd@llamsoyd.bsky.social · 4w agoAnyway the Dodgers didn‘t deny they were going to see Trump and then they lost their next two games by a combined score of a million to three
It’s almost like the Blazers are trying to rage bait the city council into voting against the funding bill in order to manufacture reasons to leave. At this point that’s not hard to understand. At least it’s not hard for me. Dundon is trying to play a game of chicken.
Candace Avalos@candaceavalos.bsky.social · 18h agoI ....... don't really know how to feel about this. Why are they making this so hard? I really want to save the Blazers 🥺 but it feels like they simply do not care.
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
"Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus" is the new "Charlie Brown had hoes"
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
The biggest mistake you can make is going on the computer
What are we doing? Find a way to get them actual help not just shares. chuffed.org/project/help...
Emergency Appeal — Help Mahmoud's Family in Gaza
From the heart of Gaza, where safety has become a distant dream, I share the story of my family of 12, who lost our home and our source of income. Today, we struggle to provide food and shelter for th...
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Micheeel@micheeel.bsky.social · yesterday🚨 8 DAYS WITHOUT A DONATION We still haven't been able to raise the amount needed for my brother's treatment The condition of his hand and head is getting worse because we cannot afford the metal plates or the medications for his hand Please donate, even $10 helps 💔😭🙏 chuffed.org/project/help...
