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post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 5d ago

so does any body know what the objective is of this new bombing campaign

Rabbit rabbit

we only wage war on the weekends as to not make the line go down, just as eisenhower suggested

Filofax or DayRunner? Tap in

We need federal SLAPP legislation to protect us from this kind of thing from the DOJ

Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 5d ago

FLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"

I'm calling for a total ban on plumbers coming in to this country until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why they have continued to use words like "escutcheon"

A CPA and running a currency exchange, both on the South Side of Chicago

Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d ago

Enough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?

The old default prompt for twitter was for a time "what are you doing right now?" Bluesky should adopt Randy Savage's classic query: "Art thou bored?"

Hey @burgessev.bsky.social I see you on twitter. How come you abandoned this place? Or did a cross posting tool stop working? Shame, I really appreciated your coverage.

Burgess Everett@burgessev.bsky.social · 4mo ago

new - Dem group Majority Forward launching new $600K ad dinging Sen. Collins on Iran during her to “stop supporting Trump’s war, Mainers can’t afford it.” She said yesterday after the 60-day mark that "it is very likely that I would vote not to authorize further hostilities"

Help this man continue to make the soundtrack to my morning runs and walks, please. His research is exquisite, his storytelling is captivating but also responsible and praiseworthy, and you will learn a ton about the context and era in addition to the main featured players.

A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs@500songspodcast.bsky.social · last wk.

A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs can only brought to you by the generosity of supporters on Patreon. Sign up, support Andrew to research and produce brand new episodes whilst gaining access to a long backlog of bonus content. A no brainer, eh?

Houseboat -> Himbodome All is well.

This took a turn that I deeply appreciated, away from the late aughts Scotte Vest endorsement

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 2w ago

Found an outdoor reporting garment that is sweat proof and lets me put my recorder, my business cards my phone, and my entire long reporter’s notebook within its vast array of pockets without feeling like it is going to fall off of me and for some reason it is a Lands End swim skort

Also it’s super funny if you imagine he singing about McConnell

Dave Coustan@extraface.bsky.social · 2w ago

As much of a chud as Morrissey turned out to be, I still can enjoy Paint A Vulgar Picture in all its sneering, self-soothing glory

As much of a chud as Morrissey turned out to be, I still can enjoy Paint A Vulgar Picture in all its sneering, self-soothing glory

“more muscular military options”

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 2w ago

The U.S. is surging forces, medics and weaponry to the Middle East to give President Trump more muscular military options as he considers expanding the conflict against Iran, according to people familiar with the matter.-WSJ

The obvious and fundamental question on all Americans’ lips this morning: who authorized gain of function research on Taylor Farms produce?

Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.

whoops

Paul Barebells

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

All this "non-rent, non-profit-seeking third places" talk when kids of my generation hung out at the mall, or the pool hall, or the arcade, or the movie theater. You know, businesses. And we weren't "welcome." We were "tolerated" so long as we spent money there and didn't scare the olds too much.

Zack Davisson@zackdavisson.com · 3w ago

I ask as always: What were these mythical "third places that previous generations had available to them?" The whole idea of "third places" is just so much Camelot mythmaking.

i love when a press release headline sounds like it was written by an aggrieved fish

airports suck, but Burbank is the best airport. parking lot is approx 39 inches from your plane. you think you want your bag from baggage claim? they’ve already psychic beamed it directly into your car trunk, have a nice day. only 1 restaurant, but it’s Guy Fieri themed, as all restaurants should be

Free band name: Satiety

Originally this had real cracklins in it

Anthony Michael Kreis@anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is the best cereal ever made in the history of mankind. That it only costs $9 is what the American dream is about.

Like the immigrant caravan, the IHOP extravagooty just up and disappeared one day.

I wonder if we’ll ever find out what Trump said to him on the golf course. I bet we will.

Landed on Girl Talk “take your broke ass home” on my cooldown walk back and it’s absolutely perfect

Haaland is yet more evidence that the joy in sporting comes from collecting dangerous mutants and letting them loose on each other