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Chief Optimus@chiefoptimus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Folks, you have a choice. Choose A or B: A: Vote for a female republican who 100% supports the current president who literally raped underage children, while at the same time 100% supports any SCOTUS member who raped/abused women. B: Vote for a Democrat who may have raped adult women.

Don’t talk to me, I found a Dark Angels successor chapter with purple

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It's a shame he didn't campaign for her in the notorious battleground state of *checks note* New York.

Can confirm, got doxxed bc my uncommon first name and I posted pictures of my unique house I owned. Sadly for loser farm crowd finding out where I live is like a dog chasing a car bc now what? Pull up idgaf

Mommy Marshal Heidi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭@theonetrueheidi.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I don't know what to say if you don't understand why putting real names on accounts is a horrible idea except that you're obviously not a marginalized person at constant risk of doxxing.

Glad my cat woke me up earlier bc he was hungry. Smelled something weird burning and thought I was having a stroke. Bout burnt my whole shit down omg

Me, after getting head on my cavdaver fat neovagina: Oh, hey, bb, how was it? GF: Pussy's haunted. Me: What? GF: *loading a pistol and getting back between my legs* Pussy's haunted.

Who wants to go deep into my small space

alex benzer@alexbenzer.com · 2mo ago

communities are coming to Bluesky this year. today, Bluesky is one big space. communities will be smaller spaces inside that where you can go deeper and hang out with people who care about the same stuff.

When your playing final fantasy 14 with a bolter

I like how she looks pretty much like my FF14 character but warhammerfied

Total War Official@totalwar.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Bhashiva the White Tiger of Shang-Yang and her mercenary company The Claws of the White Tiger have joined the fray in Immortal Empires and Total War: WARHAMMER III alongside Update 8.0 🐯 Watch the Launch trailer here: youtu.be/JFWiQsJS1Os

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Can’t believe it happened again, I need to be stopped I don’t even mean to

Obsessed 😭

How are they still mad about my period it’s been 3 years 😂

How are they still mad about my period it’s been 3 years 😂

Not me googling what you need to do to report a stolen car 🫠😭

If i wasn’t so used to my life being a train wreck it prob would upset me more than make me laugh that my car got stolen

Just living my silly little no-ai life while coding 3 projects in 3 different parts of the application infrastructure with 3 different languages and structures at the same time while doing client emails, doing training demos, and answering questions from everyone up and down the company ladder

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Black trans people were already dealing with this.

As a trans person I feel like I can't freak out about being designated a terrorist when that's how Black people have had to survive for decades. Okay they want to kill us? We're just hopping in the line of generations of people that have had to go through this.

In case you forgot, I’m wildly attractive

OKC is 2 weeks away from developing nuclear weapons, and the refs are funding terrorist

In case you forgot, I’m wildly attractive

Shitlibs:"being against genocide makes you a bad person"

Sequentialkady@sequentialkady.bsky.social · 4mo ago

All of you who refused to vote for Kamala Harris "because Palestine!" -- this gutting of the voting rights act is on you. You selfish, entitled, spoiled White social justice cosplayers.

You can hate me for not voting all you want but you can’t say it was selfish of my trans ass to put genocide victims ahead of my own self interest. Think a bit

Sequentialkady@sequentialkady.bsky.social · 4mo ago

All of you who refused to vote for Kamala Harris "because Palestine!" -- this gutting of the voting rights act is on you. You selfish, entitled, spoiled White social justice cosplayers.

I should call her

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