Bf and i do this obnoxiously cute thing whenever it's 4:20 or we see the numbers 420, we say I love you. It's a little competition to see who says it first each time. We became a couple unironically on April 20th and I used to text him "I love you" every day at 4:20 when we were long distance.

Genetics are like ghosts of your ancestors but on the inside.

**cut to me slow blinking at my hoodies

Sexual tension? Oh, you mean bangxiety.

What does it say about our society when we build padded boxes to receive infants but ignore the abuse, rape, incest, trafficking, coercion, and domestic violence behind hidden pregnancies? It says we’d rather provide a way to hide the pregnancy than confront the crimes that caused it. 🥚

me: *love drunk in bed post-sex, not getting up or moving him: *walking over to grab me a towel, quietly singing "she's lump, she's lump, she's in my bed"

@3ofdiamondsgrey.bsky.social and i had to run a few errands this morning and we stopped at spirit halloween to wander around and so i could get ideas for content stuff. then we found this and it was like he was a little kid seeing santa for the first time. would make a dope garden gnome, tbh.

What do you call it when secret police round up people of a certain ethnic background, concentrated in over-crowded camps, and mistreats them until many die?

Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · yesterday

A 56-year-old Mexican man held at a federal immigration facility in Laredo was found dead in his cell Saturday morning. His family says the center would not give him medicine for diabetes, high blood pressure and a heart condition. He is the 7th person to die in ICE custody in Texas this year.

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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊@highnessophelia.bsky.social · last wk.

currently $25/265 the job market here remains absolutely abysmal, bf has applied to everything that opens in our area, and OF subscriptions are down compared to last year because *gestures to the economy,* so my earnings alone are barely enough to cover the basics, let alone surprises.

imagine wasting your favourite album on someone who didn’t deserve it

"Trans Lives are Real. Harry Potter is Not" Sticker spotted in NYC

whispering YOU CAN SEE ME??? and running away any time a stranger tries to talk to me in public

I am getting ready to cause a ruckus

When life starts making sense so will I

*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man

Maybe if I stayed up later I would stop waking up at 4am

I'm not posting pics because she doesn't like her face online but 17 is off to homecoming and I'm all misty eyed because she looks so grown up and beautiful 🥹

HOT GIRLS in your area seeking someone to TURN ON THE FAN AND OPEN A WINDOW

HOT GIRLS in your AREA say well now I'm COLD can you bring me a BLANKET AND SOME FUZZY SOCKS

The whimsy is non-negotiable.

Every time I move my neck it sounds like there is sand in between my bones. But only I can hear it, I can hear it with my inside ears. I am so offended.

sleepy caturday

october weather just says yes to all its options

I joined the underclass because of all the perks

Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized

microdosing that high by picking up this baddie recently

DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social · 12mo ago

mentally im at my 3rd grade book fair and this is where I’ll reside for the foreseeable future

The life hack i didn't know I needed: Fall in love with your best friend and suddenly even the boring, mundane things like chores and grocery shopping suck significantly less because you're always with your bestie. I've never experienced that before and it's pretty amazing. 🖤

I can't prove it yet but JD Vance gave the Pope lung cancer.

They are kidding themselves if they think Musk lets anyone see their comments over there if they are not right wing. I have gotten to the point of losing respect for those who use lame ass excuses to hang out there.