Lauren Roy

@falconesse.bsky.social

Writer, bookseller, gamer, geek. she/her. queer. Artist at peculiarityshop@bsky.social Staff at viableparadise@bsky.social

Ordered items from a local chocolatier to sell in the museum shop. I joked to the rep that the second I opened the box, I'd be swarmed by colleagues. He sent samples. God bless you, chocolate shop sales rep. They knew the box was here and they were WAITING for me to arrive. 😅

Just used the phrase "pain points" in a meeting and on the one hand, bleh corporate speak but on the other, if you're going to tech bro at me, I'm going to tech bro right back at you.

You should hire Michele. They're one of a very small number of developers who, when they reach out, I say, "Yes, now what's the project?"

Still Michele, Despite Everything@ghostofcinders.bsky.social · last mo.

Alright, let's do a #promosky thread. I never did one with links. Hello, I'm Michele! They/them, 35 until we get into Sagittarius season. I'm a TTRPG freelancer, writer, and developer. My work has been described as "whimsical, nightmarish, & everything between" 🔄 are appreciated! Now, examples:

I know I am An Old. I know that having a paper trail is good, actually. But also sometimes I just want to call customer service and talk to a human to get things sorted because it's SIMPLY FASTER THAT WAY. This cloud-yelling brought to you by trying to order some books for an upcoming author talk.

Jewell Parker Rhodes wrote TOWERS FALLING for kids born after 9/11. It doesn't pretend we were a country united after the fact, addressing racism, fear, and trauma. The book is both gentle and honest, and I still think about it 10 years after its original publication. bookshop.org/p/books/towe...

Towers Falling

From award-winning author Jewell Parker Rhodes comes a powerful novel set fifteen years after the 9/11 attacks in a classroom of students who cannot remember the event but live through the aftermath o...

bookshop.org

Scheduled my covid/flu shots for Sunday, figuring I'd have Monday off to recover (museum's closed, I can loll about on the couch if need be.) Dentist: Appointment reminder! Doctor's office: Appointment reminder! Damn it, past me.

In light of the Passing of Icons Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, remember what they stood for. Be Good, Be funny, Be weird, Be yourself without compromise, but most of all, be Kind. Be loving, be a Light, shining into the world that shouts "You are not alone and I love you."

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

imaginationlibrary.com

ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance

Study/craft space rearranging continues. I put a shelf in one Kallax cube, Ada instantly crams herself into the space. Fine, okay, it's her pass-through. Swap it to a different spot. Tendi: OH IS THIS FOR ME. *wriggles in* I need someone to organize my cats, apparently.