I forgot Randall Park did a feature on House in s2e2 where he circumcised himself lol

I sure hope so

Leah@leahshape.bsky.social · last wk.

We're going for a high score right?

"Claude, as a CEO, how can I say 'suck my dick' using a lot more words but still make it clear that I'm saying 'suck my dick'?"

Mitch Dyer@mitchyd.bsky.social · 3d ago

this CEO comment is how you know with 1000% certainty Stella is right

Passing this along because this won't just affect regular authors, but also web serial writers who (unlike me) have followed the Royal Road -> Amazon KDP pipeline. I know many of you rejected going wide, but you might want to reconsider. Thankfully, there are a lot of options out there.

Ruthanne Reid (A.K.A. Trin)@ruthannereid.bsky.social · 3d ago

Amazon just deleted my 14-year-old author account because AI thought my newest book was previously published. Creatives? We have a MAJOR problem. #amazon #kdp #kdpselect #andyjassy #indieauthors #indiepub #warning #payattention youtu.be/0nQx4lR326U

Just found out Captain James T. Kirk himself, William Shatner is gonna be at my local comic con. Do I spend $250 for the ticket and photo op???

I wish we could change to a 13 month calendar system. Every month would be 28 days and leap day could be tacked at the end of the year instead of in a weird middle spot.

Hey Chuck Love, If you’re in a position of authority over someone, you can’t have a “consensual” sexual relationship with them.

Imported Cadbury Orange Fingers are incredible too!!! I am so making these and the Hobnobs last!!!

McVitie’s Hobnobs are incredible delicious!! Why did we revolt against a country that can produce such delicious biscuits!

I wonder how many pounds of candy corn I’ll eat this year.

Fellow millennials! Colorectal cancer looks like it’s going to be our generation’s number one killer. Please go get your colonoscopy done; I’m turning 45 this month and I’ve already had two before. It’s not as bad as it sounds! Just don’t trust a fart during the prep 😅

Oh Joy Sex Toy@ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hold on to your butts as @cattifer.bsky.social takes us on a deep dive into her colonoscopy prep! This pain-in-the-ass procedure could very well save your life, no shit. www.ohjoysextoy.com/adventures-i...

We've seen lots of questions regarding the delivery of the Sentinel S'phticide Cryo Archive shell style. We're expecting this to release later in Season 3 as we're hard at work locking down content for that very season. But, here's a sneak peek of what's to come:

Working in a full service movie theater this last weekend sucked!!!!

I have PCOS (or what it's called now). I bled nearly every day while being in intense pain for MONTHS as a 10-YEAR-OLD child before a doctor finally started me on hormonal birth control. This statement should not alienate anyone, it's messed up that it does.

David Bowman@dlbowman76.com · 2w ago

I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I must be cool if @princessmvstard.northsky.social followed me back!

This soundtrack is so good! Truck-kun Mambo has been stuck in my head the past few days 🚛

David Mason@davidmasoncomposer.bsky.social · 2w ago

The soundtrack I wrote for Truck-kun is out!! 30 minutes of eclectic rock, ska, mambo and even a eurobeat boss track. 🎸🎵 With absolutely incredible original album artwork by the game's 2D artist Shaun. Link to the full soundtrack below 🧵

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is an easy 9.5/10. Marvel like we haven’t seen in a decade. Cannot recommend it enough.

That moment when your favorite bra breaks….fml

Obtained my 66th Platinum today, the Platinum for Marathon 🎉

Why are you polyamorous wrong answers only If I learned anything from having divorced parents, it’s that two people will try to buy your love in they have someone to compete against.

Seasonal Affective Cat (She's all legs)@tess.bzky.team · 3w ago

Why are you polyamorous wrong answers only I didn't grow up Mormon for nothing!

New stream schedule! This week is packed between Destiny 2's MoT Title work, Marathon's new Vault Breaker solo queue, LEGO Batman, and I of course have to check out the new Strange Scaffold game, Truck-Kun Is Supporting Me From Another World?! Join me for a week of chill streams!

Our first #MarathontheGame Vault Breaker run ended with the closest possible final exfil (featuring @farorereigns.com)!

Another watch through of Supernatural finished. This time, I won’t be starting again until I can watch it with her

Hey everyone, we know we've been a little quiet out here - but, as we get closer to the mid-Season 2 update, we wanted to take a chance to get the ball rolling again. (1/3)

Just saw a video where a dude said, "women are starting to beat men in certain sports and we aren't sure why" I imagine it's cause we increasingly have a more representative sample of women in those sports. One of the cool things about feminism that is it lets more women do more cool things.

Armored Core turns 29 today! The battlefield will call upon us Lynx and Ravens again someday.

IR - [cover] Day After Day - FreQuency / ARMORED CORE VERDICT DAY [ACVD]

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@catgirlfingies.quest just thought you should know about this bsky.app/profile/twan...

🪻Lavender Latte 🏳️‍⚧️@twanny.com · last mo.

I was @ripperoni.com's girlfriend for 4 and 1/2 years. In June 2022, I attempted suicide. My mental health collapsed, and I desperately needed rehabilitation, but (In-person) Ripperoni became my sole caretaker. I was a blank slate to be molded, unmoving and spiraling for most of the day.

I was @ripperoni.com's girlfriend for 4 and 1/2 years. In June 2022, I attempted suicide. My mental health collapsed, and I desperately needed rehabilitation, but (In-person) Ripperoni became my sole caretaker. I was a blank slate to be molded, unmoving and spiraling for most of the day.

Marathon Update 1.1.0.5 Fixed an issue where selecting Solo Queue could fail to update your matchmaking state, which could leave you locked into another queue or in a crew-based queue unexpectedly.

Bungie Server Status@bungieserverstatus.bungie.net · last mo.

🚀[#MarathonGame] Maintenance: Update 1.1.0.5 has begun rolling out across all platforms and regions. REMAINING TIMELINE 🔓Login Available: ~12 PM PDT 🕚Maintenance Complete: ~1 PM PDT