"Professor" Chris Mitchell

@professormitchell.bsky.social

All-around nerd, indie fantasy writer, end product of a lifetime of video games. He/Him. Find out about my web serial here: https://heirsofhyarch.carrd.co/

Tolkien just does both, because that's how he rolls. "Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day." -Gandalf

Possum Acquainter@possumacquainter.bsky.social · yesterday

sometimes fantasy authors come up with the concept "there are things older than history and prehistory.. otherworldly things the human mind cant comprehend" and for Lovecraft that means "monster so freaky it drives you insane" and for Tolkien it means "some guy named Tom with an extremely fine wife"

For the sake of posterity: Here's Hank admitting he's writing his new non-fiction book about cancer with the help of Claude Might want to skip buying this book, folks!

Oh sure, the first moon walk will always be the most exciting, but you can't walk the moon just once. Moons need lots of exercise. You gotta take them from one end of the sky to the other. And let them out when they have to go. I don't want to find another puddle of regolith on the carpet, okay?

You ever have an idea for a joke that you can't really commit to because it's in too poor taste and would really require artistic skills you don't possess, and also it hinges on an in-joke about something that keeps happening in a 35 year old video game? Well I still needed to get it out of my head.

Panel 1: "Hello, I'm that pink-haired girl from that FF game you may have played on the Super Famicom. My name is Lenna." [Above an image of Lenna from Final Fantasy 5.]
Panel 2: "Hello, I'm that pink-haired girl from that FF game you may have played on the Super Famicom. My name is Poison" [Above an image of Lenna from Final Fight.]
Panel 3: "The  third panel of this interaction was deem to be too explicit to attempt to depict. I'm very sorry."

One thing to know about being an artist. Is understanding that not everybody is gonna see you even when you're in plain sight Sometimes it due to algorithm Sometimes its due to personal preference Sometimes people just flat out ignore you But, don't let that hold you down keep at it

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The world may or may not need him all that much, but he's coming back anyway. On July 27th, I will be re-releasing my 2012 comical fantasy mystery novel Magic Trickery, featuring the one and only Thadrick Clant! It will be available on Itch only, so keep an eye out there.

Thadrick Clant in Magic Trickery

"In which I, Thadrick Clant, meet a rogue wizard, discover the secret of an old theft, and hire myself a new maid."

Chris Mitchell

The world may or may not need him all that much, but he's coming back anyway. On July 27th, I will be re-releasing my 2012 comical fantasy mystery novel Magic Trickery, featuring the one and only Thadrick Clant! It will be available on Itch only, so keep an eye out there.

Thadrick Clant in Magic Trickery

"In which I, Thadrick Clant, meet a rogue wizard, discover the secret of an old theft, and hire myself a new maid."

Chris Mitchell