omg why do men who cannot cannot cannot get hard and come visit sex workers. I’m not an effing magician. Exhausting and frustrating 

One of those days where your first client overstay like 25 effing minutes and meanwhile your second client is blowing up your phone asking you if they can come earlier. I’m about to ask these two guys if they just wanna have a threesome, it would be easier. 

reason.com/2019/06/04/c...

Consenting To Be Paid for Sex Is Still Consenting!

Statists, both in and out of government, like to play Kafkaesque games with the idea of consent.

reason.com

Buttadeus@thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 2d ago

Threads has takes

I am duty-bound to continually point out the white supremacy and eugenics shit that Aella is mixed up in because most people fixate on the sex worker thing. Those elements are very, very important.

Maggie Mayhem@maggiemayhem.bsky.social · 3d ago

“Ethical Racism”

Jesus Christ England are you going to ban fapping

Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 4d ago

Emboldened by their criminalization of so-called "extreme" content, UK legislators say they're coming for camming next, calling it sex trafficking. 34 UK MPs released a report calling for the complete criminalization of cams and livestreams.

“Getting it from… a prostitute isn’t the same” Okay so you watch sex workers MAKE porn like this, and that’s 💯 real. But if you’re actually in the room with them, suddenly it’s not real any more? So you’re saying that your mere presence is THAT powerfully anti-horny? Is that what you MEANT to say?

tim d.o'@tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 5d ago

right wing dudes need to stop telling on themselves like this

Omg I miss these days

Jessie Sage@sapiotextual.bsky.social · 2w ago

For the 35th anniversary of the City Paper, I dug deep into the archives, to the time where ads for adult services sat alongside the sex column (the one before mine!) This was fun & not just because I’m both a spicy worker and a sex columnist at an alt weekly. www.pghcitypaper.com/columns/nigh...

I saw my openly-Republican client today and he asked me if I voted and I said yes I did, and I know why you’re asking me, and yes, I DID vote to uphold taxes on billionaires. So he sulked, and I laughed and said taxing them is the moderate solution, we could always try the French approach

Sugar babies are women who don’t wanna put up with: a new asshole every damn day Sex workers are women who don’t wanna put up with: the same asshole every damn day

When you put in a lot of time and effort into developing a somewhat marginal client into a good regular and you’re just starting to really get into the big money - and then he starts wanting you to do duos with this OTHER GIRL who has like NO GAME ugh so annoying 

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last mo.

Now that is quite a photo. (Credit: Doug Mills / New York Times)

It really bothers me that people think that bestiality is worse than rape. Yes it’s morally wrong to rape animals, but it’s MORE morally wrong to rape people. 

I promise not to bring you to this place… unless you ask me nicely, of course.

Had a gig with a client and it comes to the end part where he’s trying to come. Now this guy doesn’t let me play music at all, he says it distracts him. So he’s stroking it in very serious silence, and I’m licking his nipples, and omg his STOMACH starts rumbling - like LOUD. Seriously loud.

This made me laugh because sex workers are CONSTANTLY begging customers NOT to write down anything incriminating, as in: any talk of sex or money. MANY promising appointments, that could’ve happened, do not happen because the client INSISTED on talking about sex in messages and that’s not allowed.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last mo.

“She warned Deters repeatedly not to commit talk of money or payments to text. ‘Eric, I really wish you would stop papering all these things,’ she wrote in one exchange.”

It’s hard when someone you love is having a mental/emotional breakdown, you can see it happening, you know what they need (it’s medication) and you’re trying to help them get to that realization, but they’re fighting against awareness every step of the way. But - they have to get there themselves

One of those clients who hasn’t done anything bad enough to warrant you firing him completely? but he’s just so weird and annoying and troublesome that you kinda half-ass the 60 minute date with him, hoping that he’ll never come see you again. And yet somehow: it just seems to make him more keen

This client today who indicated he wanted to kiss, but turns out, his version of kissing is puckering up and then just - pushing his lips really hard against mine, without any other kind of movement or variation of his lips, and definitely no tongue. Which: well dude if it works for you, okay then

😜

I like them pruned to perfection. ✂️ Photo @vesperalfilms.bsky.social

So, I spent about a week being pissed at several of my regulars for being too demanding - so I sat down and wrote each of them carefully-phrased messages indicating I felt stress about finances, and to my surprise: they all responded by giving me more money! I’m slightly astonished but okay, great!

For Christ sake, people, do not add me to a “domme starter pack” list. I do wish you could lock your account on this app. Miss Twitter for that aspect alone.

Home from my gig and I actually have a mild hangover from the multiple glasses of wine that I didn’t really want but this client, who is SOBER, pressured me into drinking. He’s like “drink it drink it, I enjoy seeing you drink it, it feels like a party when you drink” so I foolishly let him push me

On the overnight gig with this client, he’s finally asleep and I just popped an ambien with a chaser of wine because I’m SO READY for it to be morning so I can GO HOME. Omg being *on* with men is so fucking exhausted. Acting happy and interested in him for more than two hours at a time is too much

Here’s me having to get out of bed at 9:30 AM on a Saturday because this goofy client wants to do a one-night overnight with me, but we have to drive two hours out to this fancy hotel in the ass end of nowhere, so that we can “relax”. Which is always funny because um no sir this is WORK for me 

True love is real though: all these other men text me paragraphs all about their sexual fantasies and how we need to fulfill them. But the man that I love texts me about MY fantasies of having a big house and chickens and a cat, and how we will fulfill them, and that’s why I will adore him forever

Why are weirdos and normies following my account? I’m not going to talk to you, I’m not going to reply to you. I’m not going to boost your content and if I see you retweeting my stuff I’m just going to block you. If you aren’t a sex worker or a fmr sex worker? fuck right off from my account please

Sex acronyms are modern-day locker room speak. I'm going to guess 90% of us ladies feel the urge to vomit when we see one. So men, on the off chance you're over the age of 19 and actually treat women like full humans, but still are naively using those terms, just stop. We hate it

OK, I was off for 10 days at my mom’s, I turned off notifications for all my clients, and holy cats, they were all just melting down in my text messages because I was ignoring them. Even though I TOLD them I would be unavailable. So tomorrow it’s back to the slog.

Sometimes guys are like “youre being difficult” 🤔 I mean, I could be impossible!!

Tricky situation with a client. He’s a doctor, and got me an appointment with a specialist, who is hard to see, in his practice. He told this doctor I’m his girlfriend. My insurance is provided to be by my boyfriend. I’m sort of worried my client is going to look at my insurance info and be upset