Just had my dinner at 1pm with a pint of milk. Anyone got a loan of a combine harvester?
Jamie
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The Stone Age didn't end because they ran out of stones. Ex-Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage
A society that vilifies scientists and healthcare workers for trying to save lives is a society determined to destroy itself.
I can't believe that I bought a house and the year after that someone decided to put a major music festival right next to it so I can go home to my own bed every night, have a shower and breakfast in my own gaff, chill out, walk my dogs, and just head back down to it every night. It's just amazing
It's properly raining here for the 1st time in about 2 months
Don't want to rehash Covid restrictions debates as they are usually the reserve of people whose brains were turned to plasticine but one gripe I do have is how quickly clearly non essential opinion piece merchants went back to telling essential workers how much they should be paid after it ended
Kneecap just brought out Bernadette Devlin McAliskey half way thru their set
All the moustaches at All Together Now have become sentient and merged together to form one giant moustache which is now devouring the main stage
Finding out this morning I was charged €13 for a small tray of chips at the festival last night
Wrestling Restraint
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There's absolutely no way that the organisers of All Together Now expected everyone to turn up on the Thursday night
I'll be performing my one man show 'Beer Gut' at All Together Now on the You Must Be Fucking Joking bandstand all weekend
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is an idiot
male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
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X Money is launching in the US starting today
He already makes cars and rockets that constantly catch fire so there's no reason he shouldn't move on to other people's money
All going well in MuskWorld.
We all know that this would only ever be commercially successful if all the characters are played by Muppets except Queen Meabh who is obviously played by Saoirse Ronan
Every few years a social media post suggests, or invites suggestions, for the casting of a Táin adaptation. The success of that other mythological movie (and the star power of several Irish actors) has made this slightly more likely. So who should play who?
Not to be left out Mahon Falls in the Comeragh mountains is now on fire. Strong smell of smoke here
They’re going to watch the Ring tape on the bus home now or something
Mayo are now level with Tipperary with 4 senior All Ireland football titles each and are just 29 All Ireland hurling titles behind Tipperary
I love watching cycling and I know they are tested almost nonstop these days but how the fuck do you beat the record of a guy who was an incredible cyclist before the drugs and was superhuman after all the drugs by a minute up what is essentially a cliff face??? I really hope I'm wrong on this one
Paul Rudd: 60% of the Time, It Works Every Time
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An independent review into Aughinish Alumina exports to Russia has made no "adverse findings" against the plant, but the Minister for Enterprise cited a "lack of verifiable internal trade data within Russia" since the country's invasion of Ukraine
In case you were wondering Slievenamon is still very much on fire
UPDATE: Still on fire and now there seems to be 3 distinct fires
Into day 3 of Slievenamon being very much on fire
You're sitting at home in your comfortable South Dublin pad enjoying your morning coffee, the sun is out, life is good, and then BAM, it hits you, your hands start to shake, you fall to the floor, vomit pouring from your mouth as the thought of people enjoying a good work/life balance destroys you
Gerard Howlin: Scaling back remote working should be on the agenda as payback for public sector pay rises
Argentina can still win this match if Mike Pence has the courage.