Jamie

@fctwentebenson.bsky.social

The Stone Age didn't end because they ran out of stones. Ex-Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage

I can't believe that I bought a house and the year after that someone decided to put a major music festival right next to it so I can go home to my own bed every night, have a shower and breakfast in my own gaff, chill out, walk my dogs, and just head back down to it every night. It's just amazing

Don't want to rehash Covid restrictions debates as they are usually the reserve of people whose brains were turned to plasticine but one gripe I do have is how quickly clearly non essential opinion piece merchants went back to telling essential workers how much they should be paid after it ended

I love watching cycling and I know they are tested almost nonstop these days but how the fuck do you beat the record of a guy who was an incredible cyclist before the drugs and was superhuman after all the drugs by a minute up what is essentially a cliff face??? I really hope I'm wrong on this one