jon corpora
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my mom went to a grateful dead concert while she was pregnant with me
Kill Tony? If the alternatives are fucking or marrying, I guess. But surely we could just let a medium-talent guy keep getting less relevant as the (obvious) limits of his talent as a comic become more apparent and his inability to adjust pushes him further to the margins. But also I would kill him.
Lost five games on the day, which makes 6-2 a little awkward. But still, drafting tomorrow~!
Won an RCQ. Played the Jeskai deck that top 8d the PT because the dude was 8-0 after day 1 and I already owned all the cards. Played quite poorly but saw just enough good matchups to mitigate all that
the kids are wearing big pants, a second term republican is under water in approval rating, the bills are an embarrassment and the sabres are on the warpath. mid aughts are back
@ginkymtg.bsky.social hey, david inglis mentioned you have a GP toronto entry for sale? i'm looking to buy—DM me~
"Where does mutate fall on the storm scale?" Honestly, this was such a great eisode filled with so much lore and love for Magic: The Gathering.
Tolarian Community College@tolariancommunitycollege.com · 9mo agoToday! Mark Rosewater Plays Commander with fans and their decks! We are joined by none other than @maro254.bsky.social to Shuffle Up & PLay with two of our fans and they have brought their favorite decks for us to play with! Watch the full video here: youtu.be/mOAPEYoFZWU #MagicTheGathering
looking for a main event ticket to spotlight toronto if anyone’s got one
Who even hates the Bills that much? It is a suffering brought forward out of deep time by the Old Gods, suffering not compassed by any mere human spite or schadenfreude, but immense—implacable—indifferent—and whose meaning is its meaninglessness.
Bills are going to be frustrated by the OT calls. But minus-4 turnover margin, couldn't get a stop late in the fourth with a four-point lead, had a drive in overtime with the chance to win with a field goal and didn't score.
1-1 in a PM league with this (got t2d on the draw by Ill-Gotten Gains then swept a Survival mirror of some kind). I'm not MODO proficient enough to make it work—the clicks per netted mana on each loop are too bad for me—but it would be nice to see if this has legs at all
Everyone please stop praying for Gran-Gran. She's absorbed all your energy and become too powerful
2015: I don’t want to listen to Cumtown I think this must be what being in a room full of people doing whippets is like 2025: Cumtown is more politically and culturally relevant than ever
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 11mo agoMayor-elect Mamdani references the "Ruthkanda forever" tweet
Been having a ton of fun drafting Avatar so far. I really like the reverse power-crept Leonin Bola
Neither yet but the card is just so obviously horseshit that I think it's okay to just take away sooner rather than later
yo this shit fucking rules. what are even the other one-deck standard metas of all time? faeries? caw blade? prolly a handful of eldraine shit? truly, truly dope
MetaMage@metamagebot.bsky.social · 11mo agoStandard meta update #mtg #standard
I wonder if Llanowar Elves and Rampant Growth being in Standard at the same time is anything
My ideal B&R announcement: BANNED Agatha's Soul Cauldron Proft's Eidetic Memory Omniscience Superior Spider-Man UNBANNED Abuelo's Awakening This'll never happen but a girl can dream
i'm so excited for this part of my book promotion. i get to be interviewed by Chotiner!
Ken's post is honestly very offensive. I am not rich but I donated $10,000 to Andrew Cuomo's campaign because it's very important to me, as a New York resident, that our next mayor 1) live full-time in Westchester County, and 2) not have any friends. I think that's all good somehow. Do I not matter?
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 12mo agoI support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
Attention Magic Players! I made a video about my PT experience I was debating whether to make it, so it's not perfect, but I think Pro Tour content of any quality stresses the importance of competitive Magic Watch at the link below thx :)
