I just thought of someone using a newscaster voice to say I took a pull of that Hennessy and I’m going to be useless for a while
Did you know that IBS is named after pioneering gastrointestginalist I.B. Shitting
[trying to talk baseball with my family after not paying attention all season] Pete Crow-Armstrong huh. Yakub really cooked with that one
Im getting a lot of responses about solving this with tshirts, exercise, body positivity, etc and i want to clarify: my problem is specifically with Kobe Bryant. I don't like Kobe.
greg2hats@cyberbadboy.com · last wk.Guy with the least defined arms you've ever seen: Another great day to wear my Kobe jersey
resist libs getting together for their monthly strategy meeting and discussing the successes and shortcomings from getting agitated about the reflecting pool for a few weeks. "we're getting closer to our goal here, i think"
I hope LeBron and the sixers made what appeared to be a kawhi deal but LeBron just actually does two endorsements to waste the leagues time
I just can’t imagine LeBron and Jaylen talking. They put the leagues preeminent hotep with the leagues most Obama era politics guy
democrats will say "that pales next to my strategy, ritually sacrificing trans children for votes" and then not win any votes
mady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️@mady.cat · 2w agoIf you need any more proof of this, the Ohio governor Democratic candidate and other Democrats in the state explicitly said that trans girls are boys when coming out against trans people in sports. Don't vote for her. www.advocate.com/politics/sta...
The internet is dead. “In total, more than 50 percent of web traffic is now nonhuman, Cloudflare said. Between June 2025 and April 2026, human traffic to websites of businesses in industries like finance, publishing and retail dropped nearly 40 percent, it added.”
kate conger@kateconger.com · 2w agoI wrote about what's happening to the web now that everything is A.I. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/20/t...
Walked by a guy talking on his phone in his car and he said “she showed me her titties and I can’t stop thinking about them” and the way he said it was so genuinely filled with pathos that I gave him a concerned look and our eyes met
In Mike Duncan's Revolutions Podcast he talks about his Great Idiot of History Theory. Every world-historic revolution is caused not by the success of some brave and pious revolutionary but by the failure of some dog-brained aristocrat who can't leave well enough alone. Donald Trump is such an Idiot
Why’s this coworking space got a framed picture of Stallone
I said prior to him entering office that the ideal scenario is that he is a popular, moderately to wildly successful sewer socialist mayor who also happens to use some of his political capital to reshape the national delegation in Congress and the NY Assembly with more pro Palestine candidates.
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3w agoI think people seemed to have deluded themselves, both from the left and right of Mamdani, after the general election in 2025 into thinking that he doesn't actually weigh this issue heavily in his consideration and there's just no evidence for that and in fact all the evidence to the contrary.
Outside is on fire why did I quit smoking
chicago fire cancelled over smoke, woke culture is a cancer smoke is natural for fire
Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 3w agoBREAKING: Tonight’s marquee MLS match between the Chicago Fire and Vancouver Whitecaps has been postponed due to unsafe air quality, per sources. Canadian wildfire smoke has blown south to Chicago. Robert Lewandowski’s MLS debut is on hold. www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...
this is like the super bowl for people who make hating bagged salad a core personality trait. well for most of them the super bowl is their super bowl so i guess they're getting two this year
You know you have to think all of the other leagues who don’t tell you to stand up to cancer are pro cancer
How did you create AWOL for the baseball wars
Evan Drellich@evandrellich.bsky.social · 3w agoMLB wants to make the LA Olympics in 2028 mandatory for chosen players. Skip out without an approved excuse, and you're on the restricted list without pay and service time for as many as 25 days through Aug. 3 that year — well after the second half begins July 21. www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...
i’d rather have 10 dianna russinis fucking coaches and being silly than a single adam schefter. i despise this fucking rat
Maybe as Italian Americans we should just sit out founding civil rights groups for a while
At times like these I think it’s nice to reflect on the beautiful relationship Lindsey graham had with nature, Google Lindsey graham ladybugs for an uplifting story
Haaland is yet more evidence that the joy in sporting comes from collecting dangerous mutants and letting them loose on each other
Norwegian fans and English fans in Miami have to be having types of sunburn heretofore only theorized
I know some people think calling them the lady vols is dated or whatever but I think it’s awesome they have a separate brand not dragged down by the dudes being ain’t shit
yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"
if you didn’t dump his ass over the nazi tattoo congratulations you are dumber than a high school junior at a hardcore show. a child with moshpit CTE is dogwalking you morally
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.