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An old nerd into retro gaming, TTRPGs, laserdiscs, and prog rock. I'm a big PC Engine dork, and I'm now exploring the FM Towns library. Emotional support cow for @suikapantsu.bsky.social
There's an air of desperation to ads for the Atari Jaguar in 1995 as it gets heavily discounted because of its struggles for market share and the PS and Saturn looms. "Do the Math!" it pleads in its main ad campaign, really coming across as trying to hoodwink you. 📖: VideoGames, October 1995.
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...
A new Twitter has launched, arguing that Musk’s X gave up the name. A judge hasn’t ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird has launched its new social media network: Twitter.now
One of my all-time favorite rules, from Pea Ridge (1980). The designer's great-great-grandfather fought in the battle, and if his unit takes damage you roll a die to see if he survives. If he dies, the designer is never born, and the game doesn't exist, and so automatically ends in a draw.
Corollary: if someone is “brilliant” but an asshole to women and junior colleagues, they are not brilliant. They are bad at their job and should be treated as such
Wouldn’t it be nice if, instead of all of us having to warn a new faculty member to steer clear of the abusive senior colleague who exploits/extracts other people’s labor, we could change the rewards system that enabled him (yes I’m talking about a white dude) thru endowed chairs + directorships
One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier
Any ZX Spectrum fans? Forgot to post about these last month, they cost only £1 each from a cashies, I hope to get a ZX Spectrum one day to test them and see if the tape held out.
A: "Hey, tell me about this show." B: *Gives detailed explanation about the show's history* A: "No, I mean the story." B: "Oh, I dunno. I haven't watched it." I feel like I relate too much to this scene from Blue Blazes sometimes.
this is so smartly handled tho. I'm impressed. Like this is how you'd DO this sort of thing economically.
famitsu posted a video of what the stripping looks like in the new strip mahjong game and oh my god they're actually doing the fucking undressing without cuts
To celebrate my 9 Year Streaming Anniversary why don't you enjoy exactly 9 minutes of clips from my stream and then tell me how funny and wise and purple and beautiful and brain genius i am youtu.be/khU7jM9x-Tg
9 Years of Streaming; 9 Minutes of Clips
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An English patch of the PC-98 & IBM PC DOS versions of the game 'Innocent Tour' has been released by Svipur on GitHub!
My personal purgatory continues, yet why am I having fun?! Playing more Balan Wonderworld, starting soon! www.twitch.tv/suikapann_
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Hi there ~ feel free to call me Suika (he/him) - Primarily a retro game streamer from Scotland. Streaming is part of my journey to conquer social anxiety, and provide a comfortable environment. Hope y...
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After completing Nights into Dreams a few months ago, I made a promise that I would experience Balan Wonderworld for the first time when I reached 400 followers. Tonight will be that night at 8pm UK / 3pm EST My hope is to beat this in time for September... so uhh... a whole week of Balan..? *gulp*
I texted this to a friend who replied "wasn't there an Edward Furlong album too?" Yes but that was Pony Canyon, they published an NES game about a magical upskirt school girl who flies around and shoots skeletons and godzillas
TIL that Meldac, the publisher of an NES game about a giant head that vomits on buildings, also published the debut album from actress Jennifer Love Hewitt
Just a PSA for all the other major publishers: You can’t make a GTA 6. Don’t have any meetings about it. Don’t put together any pitch decks. Don’t preemptively doom your workforce and the industry any further than you already have. Leave it alone.
For my fellow NES weirdos: a long chain of detective work just resulted in these basically-never-seen screenshots of the unreleased Magic of Scheherazade II being unearthed. It looks like more of the same, but there ain't nothing wrong with that. From The Super Famicom issue 1, for future reference!
'Essentially everyone in the book trade knows loads of memoirs are fake and there are near-zero checks' is one of those stories I keep expecting to tank that part of the industry, yet it never does.
ON the radio Alexandra Pringle, apparently the former editor in chief of Bloomsbury is asserting that of course memoirs aren't true stories and no publishers are not responsible for checking books. This well spoken lady is achieving tech bro level of don't be so naive it's not MY business
I was almost disappointed in Aria of Sorrow on the "rebranded souljaboy console" because it seemed like only the castle entrance song was fucked up as bad as it was, but a few hours later clock tower came in and,
The AAA industry has a huge problem with jumping onto the newest, hottest trend for a new project that won't be released until like 8 years later, and the trend has already died Like that recent crop of catastrophically-failed hero shooters that started dev when Overwatch became huge
I wouldn't say it's a concerted ploy, so much as "games that started their development when generative AI first started becoming widely available and before the backlash started, are now reaching the point in their dev cycles where they would be revealed" But the point still stands
FYI the HUGE number of AI slop at GamesCom's opening night live is not a sign that the industry has normalized AI. It's a ploy to make you believe that. These games are all by the same 3 or 4 publishers. This is a concerted effort to make consumers accept AI.
There’s a guy on YouTube who does transparent cross sections of things to show fluid dynamics in devices-sort of a “how it works” He accidentally made a maze solver by making a transparent maze and then filling it with water The dead ends make natural air pockets so the water goes to the solution!
To tell if a maze is solvable, just hang it by its corners If it tears into pieces, you’ve found a solution
Epyx glowy neon game cover appreciation post. <3 You'd definitely be giving these a longer look if you saw these on the shelves of your local computer or electronics games store in the early-mid-80s.
If you ever feel bad about botching your indie game release, remember that you'll never be as bad as Ubisoft. They literally forgot to upload the actual game.
There are Amiga games that are several times more interesting than most of the high fantasy stuff that's coming out these days. They understood The Look! Look at Lionheart! Look at this shit!
Lionheart | Amiga Longplay (Hardest, Best Ending) [50 fps]
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