Fel Temp Reparatio

@fel-temp-reparatio.bsky.social

An old nerd into retro gaming, TTRPGs, laserdiscs, and prog rock. I'm a big PC Engine dork, and I'm now exploring the FM Towns library. Emotional support cow for @suikapantsu.bsky.social

There's an air of desperation to ads for the Atari Jaguar in 1995 as it gets heavily discounted because of its struggles for market share and the PS and Saturn looms. "Do the Math!" it pleads in its main ad campaign, really coming across as trying to hoodwink you. 📖: VideoGames, October 1995.

A page scan from the issue on the Video Games History Foundation website, with a drawing of an elephant behind a thin twig. "Can you spot the elephant in this picture. If so, you're probably smart enough to figure out that paying $149 for a 64-bit Jaguar makes more sense than paying over $300 for a 32-bit system."A much glossier bit of the ad on the right with a photo of the Jaguar console and control pad and 64-bit $149 above it and ad and screenshot blurb.

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

THE ENTIRE WEBSITE IS VIBE-CODED (aka solely AI coded with no human feedback), IT HAS MULTIPLE SECURITY VULNERABILITIES, THEY PLAN TO TRAIN AI ON POSTS, AND THERES REPORTS OF IT FALSE-FLAGGING POSTS BECAUSE MODERATION IS AI AS WELL. DO NOT USE THIS PLATFORM. bsky.app/profile/cm30...

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Uplifting News@upliftingnews.bsky.social · 3d ago

A new Twitter has launched, arguing that Musk’s X gave up the name. A judge hasn’t ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird has launched its new social media network: Twitter.now

One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier

Any ZX Spectrum fans? Forgot to post about these last month, they cost only £1 each from a cashies, I hope to get a ZX Spectrum one day to test them and see if the tape held out.

Three games for the ZX Spectrum from left to right....
- Astro Blaster
- Lunar Jetman
- Maziacs

A: "Hey, tell me about this show." B: *Gives detailed explanation about the show's history* A: "No, I mean the story." B: "Oh, I dunno. I haven't watched it." I feel like I relate too much to this scene from Blue Blazes sometimes.

I texted this to a friend who replied "wasn't there an Edward Furlong album too?" Yes but that was Pony Canyon, they published an NES game about a magical upskirt school girl who flies around and shoots skeletons and godzillas

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Just a PSA for all the other major publishers: You can’t make a GTA 6. Don’t have any meetings about it. Don’t put together any pitch decks. Don’t preemptively doom your workforce and the industry any further than you already have. Leave it alone.

For my fellow NES weirdos: a long chain of detective work just resulted in these basically-never-seen screenshots of the unreleased Magic of Scheherazade II being unearthed. It looks like more of the same, but there ain't nothing wrong with that. From The Super Famicom issue 1, for future reference!

I was almost disappointed in Aria of Sorrow on the "rebranded souljaboy console" because it seemed like only the castle entrance song was fucked up as bad as it was, but a few hours later clock tower came in and,

I wouldn't say it's a concerted ploy, so much as "games that started their development when generative AI first started becoming widely available and before the backlash started, are now reaching the point in their dev cycles where they would be revealed" But the point still stands

Weyland - ttv/weyland_here@weyland.live · 5d ago

FYI the HUGE number of AI slop at GamesCom's opening night live is not a sign that the industry has normalized AI. It's a ploy to make you believe that. These games are all by the same 3 or 4 publishers. This is a concerted effort to make consumers accept AI.