I would give so much money to have onre journalist interview David Zaslav and just ask him how fucking stupid he feels that the film he was going to destroy is not only making more money than he would've gotten for the write off but is a massive critical hit... and then punch him, hard, in the face

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 6d ago

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ has now earned over $99.1 MILLION at the worldwide box office. The film had a reported $70 million budget and was acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for $50 million.

The entire @kalansphantomff.bsky.social supernatural series is the best and they’re all my re-readable favorites. archiveofourown.org/works/54021898

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

nose to nose with a new best friend (I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

during dickfuck day, I would like to say that edward teach being ready to give up after one mistake was incredibly relatable

The 5 Simpsons line I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. They’re fine (Homer to the tv as the kids fight in the treehouse. I say this to myself every day when the cats are fighting in the other room) 2. Don’t make me tap the sign 3. Meh 4. Perfectly cromulent 5. Lisa, I want to buy your rock

kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️@kellykat53.bsky.social · last mo.

The 5 Simpsons line I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1) You shot who in the what now? 2) Are you saying boo or boo-urns? 3) Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? 4) I like stories 5) Where nothing can possi-bly go wrong

Izzy. He’s always very angry. Look at him, he’s even sleeping grumpily. If he could go around muttering “twats” to everyone under his breath, he totally would.

AJ McKay - chaos packed into skin🏴‍☠️🦄🧜‍♂️🐙🐿️@ajmckay.bsky.social · last mo.

Let’s resurrect something (not my dating life) but OFMD question of the day. Question of the day…which OFMD character does your pet act most alike?

Haven’t read too many with Ned as the main antagonist, and here’s a great one. Music to My Tears archiveofourown.org/works/58106197 I re-read this one earlier this year, so I’m counting it. Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold archiveofourown.org/works/41672361

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

Remember all those glorious fix-it-fics which came out between S1 and S2? Here’s one of them. Half Agony, Half Hope archiveofourown.org/works/38002246 Health benefits are good, but please don’t ask your workplace about these. Does the Body Good archiveofourown.org/works/40855713

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

No one has ever invited me to a nude beach in France and I’ve decided to be sad about it. Stranger on a Beach archiveofourown.org/works/50103652 This one has everything. Emotions, humour, hotness, and a good story. I love it. Edward Teach vs the Lycra Warrior archiveofourown.org/works/46787443

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

In honor of @david-jenkins.bsky.social appreciation day, let me just thank you for sharing your art with us. Plus, you seem to be a decent human being, so thanks for that too.

I could tell you a 100 ways my company is self sabotaging itself & will invariably fail. It sucks so much that creatives are going through the same thing when they should be allowed to just…create. It’s hard to stay motivated in a career when you just want to burn it all down. I’m sorry, David.

moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️@mooshy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s Christmas in July! Go ahead and mark these OFMD holiday fics because the stores are going to be decorated for December any day now… Tis the Damn Season archiveofourown.org/works/48289957 This one does everything perfectly. It’s been my new holiday reading tradition for the past few years. 🧵👇

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

To talk about books:

Adventure, angst, self-discovery and a lot of poetry. It’s perfect. I’m So Many Words archiveofourown.org/works/40064241

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

Everything is still literally and figuratively on fire, but I did get the big job promotion this morning and we’re going to go see Jurassic Park at the drive in tonight, so there’s that.

I actually probably could go for some sweet corn for dinner and candy corn for dessert. But I’m midwestern and it’s July so it’s all corn all the time here.

amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 2mo ago

im a single issue voter and the issue is seasonal creep

Let's have some kissing today #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

Fake dating with an array of renaissance instruments. Sing for Me archiveofourown.org/works/44623153 I ❤️❤️❤️ this one. Fake (and perfect) nanny Ed, the best Alma/Louis, torturing Izzy with tea parties…could read 20 more from this universe. Such Joie de Vivre archiveofourown.org/works/38908956

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

Anniversary gift to my teenager from his boyfriend. The kids are alright.

An unoriginal, unfunny comic featuring S1 Stede! #art #DrawStedeBonnet #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #traditionalart

I know the #OFMD RBB’s are here, and I’m saving them all like a 🐿️, but I’m still on my re-reads. Since I’ve been in my feelings, I read this favourite. The only fic I have downloaded since I’d be shattered if I could never read it again. “Teach” archiveofourown.org/works/41250903

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

These were my first modern AU’s. I remember thinking, weird concept, same people in a bunch of different universes? I’ll try one or two out, probably wont like it. Yeah…🫤😄 The Love of a Pet archiveofourown.org/works/38789472 Perfect Pretenders archiveofourown.org/works/39039183

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

It’s SMAU reread time! The Underground archiveofourown.org/works/46779469 I think about this one a lot. Plus, one of the music links introduced me to Amigo the Devil & I can’t thank the writer enough for that. The Camera Loves You Baby archiveofourown.org/works/41123763 Love those Hollywood AU’s.

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

Supposedly going to be the largest tornado outbreak ever seen in my area tomorrow because the universe decided I didn’t have enough anxiety.

I am so angry at my work right now, I just go around in a loud Stede bitchy voice making complaints and adding on “for this SUPPOSED Fortune 500 company!” No one gets it, but it makes me feel better.

When I first started reading fic & discovered that coffee shop au’s are a thing. Least I started with a banger. archiveofourown.org/works/41547303 2 oblivious men are going to have a baby! It’ a delight. Plus, Ed is so beautiful and glowing in those yoga pants. archiveofourown.org/works/79640956

FelinePharma 🏴‍☠️🛸@felinepharma.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not) I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved. Always and Forever archiveofourown.org/works/38343253

he's literally at his lowest and he looks this HOT? ARE WE KIDDING? [gif from fettboba on tumblr]