@fernballew.bsky.social

Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

One of the best things that can happen while watching a skate video is thinking you’re about to see a tre flip and actually seeing a varial flip. Feels like breaking free from the Matrix.

Once again thinking about how we desperately need to redistribute the wealth within skateboarding back to those doing the actual skateboarding.

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You’re laughing? A coworker goes out on a limb to try and bond by showing you a viral skateboarding video and you’re laughing???

Voters deserves a piece of data centers which is why my first act as Governor will be to send crowbars, sledgehammers, and blow torches to every Wisconsinite.

Socialism never took root in skateboarding because the unsponsored see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed pros.