I’m leaving this account btw soon to merge my old art account into a personal :)) it’s gonna have the same handle as this one!!
"You're fucked either way tbh so you may as well just ride" her wisdom is so poignant like always
The thing is (obviously) Bella should have picked Jacob.
was trying my best to have a good second day of prehalloween by baking and watching Halloweentown but now am stuck on the couch debilitated over the all encompassing anguish suffered planet-wide. orz
reading (and enjoying!!!) throne of glass but no one I know has read it so I can’t talk to anyone about it and I think the guy I like most will get his heart broken orz
just write what you want to read! and if it turns out other people want to read too, well... fuck you
dubcon is when your consent is spoken in a different language, subcon is when it's spoken in the original language and translated via subtitles
This should be fucking illegal!!! WHERE DID MY LITTLE BABY GO
If you recline your seat back on a plane I should be allowed to hit you
I think the trend of putting a click bait title over a small video of someone doing a menial task while the actual content of the video is written in the caption (thus hoping you will leave the video looping while you read it so they get more engagement) should get ppl shot (in Minecraft)
There are only 11 charlisle fics with blood drinking and I’ve read the 3 that are actually completed. How are you gonna have a vampire ship and only 11/62 explicit fics have blood drinking. Whats your fucking problem? I don’t have TIME to do this shit myself
I think we should bring back locking people up in the stocks and throwing tomatoes at them, personally.
I love how the south invented Sauna Everywhere Outside during summer. It’s like. Why SHOULD we have to go somewhere for one yk? Why NOT just have Sauna Everywhere Outside?
when are they gonna finally make Fire Emblem: Nuance?
Whenever I’m writing something weird or wondering if anyone else will even dig this like I do, I think about Anne Rice bringing Atlantis and aliens into her gothic vampire lore and breathe a sigh of relief.
The fact that I’m almost on page 200 of my novel manuscript is kinda so hype 😭😭
It's honestly so crazy to me that we're facing a technological revolution that could displace millions of jobs in the middle of a housing affordability crisis and every day we talk about whether a trans woman is playing sports or if someone has a non-Anglo name.
still thinking about the indie author who asked me where I found a typo on her first page and then said that was just her “stylistic choice 😊” and therefore not incorrect. letting anyone press publish on am*zon was a bad choice for humanity and books en masse.
followed an elf into the woods behind ace hardware and he kicked the shit out of me with his stupid shoes
the part where Jesus climbs down off the cross and kills all the Romans is unfortunately not in the Bible, because of woke
Girl on the patio smoking a bowl staring at the sky after just having a crying meltdown under the bed: everything’s gonna be okay 🫶🏻
I love losing 33% of my paycheck to taxes that fund genocide instead of my own bills! Esp while billionaires pay jack shit! This is my favorite part of being an American and definitely isn’t driving me closer to the ledge!!
being kind and giving an indie pub’d novel a shot since it’s free and similar to an idea I wanted to do (which means I don’t have to do it) and the author has a p decent platform built and then the very first fucking sentence is an incorrect semi-colon.
Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
Alt: Klasik Clasik: Chilling Duck Smokes Cigarette
static.klipy.com
don’t forget to call your representatives and ask them to pretty please vote NO on the “eating babies whenever they want” bill! make sure you ask them!! they definitely will listen and stop eating the babies you guys we just have to ask them!!! 🫶🏻
