Some beefcake in the back of a car driving by definitely checked me out with a smile just now. Felt pretty good ngl ☺️
Samantha Unseemly
@fictionaluser.bsky.social
Learning how to live 🏳️🌈🇨🇦🧡🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ Effin' 40
A long night dancing but my tired legs somehow survived (by taking my heels off halfway through). Dixie is unimpressed.
Oh my god this scared me after spending the night dancing and munching glucose tablets. It's just because I had my arm weird on the couch arm and putting consistent pressure on the monitor like that throws off the readings. Came back to 7.8 after.
I am old and my muscles are weak and tender. I have destroyed myself. But I must go be queer at the pride parade and so I shall.
Samantha Unseemly@fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2w agoDid a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊 Great evening
I was diagnosed with Crohn's Disease when I was 23. I'd just graduated law school, and it was the night before (well, really the morning of) when I was supposed to take the bar exam. I've told this story elsewhere, but basically I had my first bowel obstruction that night, and a surgical procedure,
I got a shield? Doesn't feel quite right tbh...
actually… im astrid@mimikyuute.bsky.social · 2w agoit allowed me to unlock bowtie shape
Did a queer dodgeball event and hung out with some really cool people after 😊 Great evening
Freshly baked bread and chorizo chickpea stew, mmmm
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Oh shit, oh fuck. My life's been such a colossal mess so this would literally be my first date.
Wait a second, this rejection stuff tastes bitter.
I didn't do any piss stuff during my debaucherous kink week. Am I a piss poser? A pee pretender?? A piddle imposter??? I did ask someone to put a cigarette out in my mouth though which I got a great video from, so I got that going for me I guess.
Hmmmmm, might cross the face-posting barrier on fet because I really want to share this video.
"Are you sure you're inexperienced?" - what a thing to hear from a woman after mutual trauma dumping and getting into it a bit
Samantha Unseemly@fictionaluser.bsky.social · last mo.If an era can be a week then I am in my slut era
If an era can be a week then I am in my slut era
The news makes me think about this scene every single day.
I think I spoilered this, me in pasties at a blacklight party if you don't want to see
Good day 1 of Pride, too tired for more than that :)
(EA SPORTS GUY VOICE) MEAT HOLE INFUSED WITH MENTHOL. IT’S FOR YOUR HOLE.
TJGator@tjgator.bsky.social · last mo.God dammit, Nashville Walmart.
❌ Plain and busted ✅ Gay and suckable (the straw upgrade, duh)
DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏