I’ve decided to measure my self worth in something more stable and logical, like how many times people from my high school remember me per week
Just sold someone a Jpegmafia tour shirt for $10, found it on the street outside the venue for free. Sucker.
Meatloaf, while delicious, is unfortunately a culinary abomination
It sucks that quagmire is more associated with that freak than the natural formation
Arm & Hammer Yamaha Collab 88-Key PianoBike with Toothpaste Engine [Baking Soda Colorway]
Putting all of the commercially available ai in control of identical robots and seeing which one wins the gladiator royale
Minnesota State Fair: this is a delicacy from Laos, covered in a traditional Somali sauce, with honey crisp apples and 14 pre-colonial ingredients native to the state. Profits support our beautiful boundary waters and loon conservation efforts Wisconsin State Fair: deep fried stick of butter
they are giving me too much winning some of this surely must be fake
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I’m sick of all this variety. Someone standardize everything right now
The mountain pass is dangerous, traveller. It is best to travel with a google maps ✴️ local guide
People keep telling me I can’t jump in the active airplane turbine but when a pigeon does it it’s totally okay
Everyone should be required to be ugly for a period of time in their life so they are forced to develop a personality
>oh a new notification >who tf is fuckburgercrabshack >oh it’s max
I know it not to be the case but I did interpret this as wanting me dead
Max@horselessman.bsky.social · 4mo agojames bluesky=good day
