another 5k in theeee books slow running baddies we out heeeereeee
how “am” i???
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still the liz lemon of drag. clown of the year every year. ceo of clown ii clown communications inc. llc. VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
unfortunately these people at this second job done caught me on a day when ive taken my vyvanse and i been meaning to cuss them out so... here we are.
Me still having hope someone will come along and sweep me off my feet is…something.
a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
ALT: a woman is wearing a clown costume and applying lipstick to her lips .
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Men ain’t doing shit to dismantle patriarchy that’s hurting them because they want women to. Patriarchy already says I’m beneath you, I gotta fight your battle too? I won’t. Y’all need to come together & do it, until then nigga go to work & don’t be whining!
Yall absolutely are. You have every single system made to support yall having romantic union and all yall ever do is cry about how someone is not centering you as if you’re not in a PARTNERSHIP. Your privileges has made yall blind to how fucking annoying yall are and the rest of us have to suffer!
We are the white people of sexuality?!
Negging is a form of emotional manipulation where a person uses backhanded compliments or flirtatious remarks to undermine another person's confidence and make them seek the manipulator's approval.
im seeing jay at roots. idk abt that yankees stadium shit maybe a day of ticket to those who give up. but i already knew they would be tripping.
washed and deep conditioned my hair. i feel like a new woman!
very telling who all thinks that jack harlow shit is cute.
Wow I’m just catching strays I see
“I won’t go out so I don’t spend money” me at home:
every time i think i like someone on these apps, it turns out they’re a capricorn 🥴
Quick question: Did we ever manage to find this mf’er?
Does she feel safe with you? Physically, emotionally, financially? Figure it out and get it together.
Who would have thought that tariffing all our allies over a lie, threatening their sovereignty, calling them names, proclaiming us the greatest and saying they aren't doing anything, and then starting a war of aggression could result in this!
UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION
Women apologize SO much that when we finally find ourselves in all-female spaces, we're constantly coming up with ways to basically spray-bottle train one another to stop apologizing for the dumbest shit, like it's fucking deprogramming.
I lowkey hate the "women don't apologize" jokes because women apologize TOO FUCKING MUCH.