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Zaphod Flagfan500 (Team Comedy! 🎭)

@flagfan500.bsky.social

Zaphod/Auburn - it/him - white TME agender lesbian USAmerican - flagFan500 elsewhere (Neocities, Toyhouse, Art Fight, et al.) I draw my OCs sometimes. Daily, even (it's not daily) -> @dailyleahdeon.bsky.social

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FRANKENCHRIST (1985) - DEAD KENNEDYS @frankenchrist1985.bsky.social · 2h ago

Glad you gave us your best years

Regdar and the Fighters @vomithatsteve.musician.social.ap.brid.gy · 9h ago

We have a brand new video for you by the fine @psychodelicacy@bsky.net https://youtu.be/HBKu1TJvIfE Pre-order Survival of the FAT32est on needlejuicerecords.com or regdarandthefighters.bandcamp.com now!

FRANKENCHRIST (1985) - DEAD KENNEDYS @frankenchrist1985.bsky.social · 7h ago

Now it's time to take a break

FRANKENCHRIST (1985) - DEAD KENNEDYS @frankenchrist1985.bsky.social · 8h ago

So, don't create

🌟NIX/STARB🌟@starsweets.bsky.social · 2d ago

hi everyone, here's a HUGE announcement about my commissions AND my art moving forward! (you can find the transcript in the alt text.) if you're interested in commissioning me you can reach out here, on tumblr, toyhouse, or ko-fi! here's some relevant links: starsweets.carrd.co ko-fi.com/starsweets

TRANSCRIPT: starting in SEPTEMBER, i'm going to be starting my ANIMATION DEGREE PROGRAM!
because of this, i'll be closing my commissions on AUGUST 26TH!
this is a dream come true for me! because of my disabilities, school needs to be my full priority while semesters are active. i just don't have the energy to do this and work for clients at the same time!
but before all of that, i need money to actually support myself and my similarly disabled mother while i'm learning. i will be taking on as many commissions as i get before i close them, and they will ALL be done before the end of august!
if you can't help out, shares are equally as appreciated! future commission openings will be during DEC-FEB, which is my school's off season.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13h ago

There is a deranged looking man covered in blood, holding a bloody sack and breathing heavily. Two other men pass by. One says "hey man, we're gonna call 911." The bloodied man says "steamed hams." The man who was about to call the police says "oh shit. you know The Simpsons? Never mind. you're cool."

problem attic lyric bot @problemattic2021.bsky.social · 14h ago

Who’s treading on you with a fat boot? (The piggy bastards! The piggy bastards!)

Zaphod Flagfan500 (Team Comedy! 🎭)@flagfan500.bsky.social · yesterday

Cover art I did for the forthcoming album Survival of the FAT32est by Regdar and the Fighters !!!! #art #ratf

FRANKENCHRIST (1985) - DEAD KENNEDYS @frankenchrist1985.bsky.social · yesterday

And this is what you get for asking questions

Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · yesterday

If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.

the doc is in!! (commissions open)@razzafrazzle.bsky.social · 2d ago

the extreme heat lately has been exacerbating my nerve issues pretty heavily and made it hard to work on much, meaning just doing a comm sale like i usually try to would be incredibly difficult for me. any lil bit helps!! link in replies!!

a drawing of a very tired looking anthro axolotl with text discussing the artist's medical bills

FRANKENCHRIST (1985) - DEAD KENNEDYS @frankenchrist1985.bsky.social · yesterday

Hellnation's when they give us

problem attic lyric bot @problemattic2021.bsky.social · yesterday

You know I'll get you fixed up once my panel's gone to plan

Needlejuice Records @needlejuice.bsky.social · yesterday

Regdar and the Fighters returns with his new album, Survival of the FAT32est! 🤖 Regdar brings to life a new half-concept album about a.i., the ways it could emerge through randomness, and its perilous effects on humanity. The other half of the album is comedy punk songs.