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@fletcherdash.bsky.social
Former game dev Current cat dad Just some guy, probably
Whenever I see pictures of the super spooky backrooms it just looks like the Enterprise D set
Jousting is the most Jackass-coded medieval shit, I swear Hi, I'm Sir Johnathan of Knoxville, and this is Horsey-Stick
I try not to do anything that would make Weird Al ashamed of me, except cursing, which I know he forgives.
Keith Stack@keithstack.com · 2w agoIt's impressive how many ethical quandaries can be solved by asking yourself, "Would Weird Al be cool with this?"
the nostalgia diner industry should have aged past the 50s. I should be able to go to an era-accurate 90s diner, served a room temp Fruitopia by staff in babydoll dresses, there should be a Street Fighter 2 Championship Edition machine against the wall. They could sell Desert Storm trading cards.
Remember that weird thing you did 12 years ago? Everybody else does
What's your concert history? First concert: Lollapalooza '91 Last concert: NIN + Boys Noize Next concert: Devo + B-52s Seen most: Nine Inch Nails x6?
Sam 🐦@samplaysgames.bsky.social · 2w agoWhat's your concert history? First concert: Rammstein 2012 Last concert: Lamb of god and Megadeth co-Headline Next concert: None planned 🥲 Seen most: Slipknot ×3
If Dr. Doom is going to talk like Nandor the Relentless they should have just cast Nandor the Relentless
Any trick the Roadrunner used on Wile E. Coyote would work against a Waymo
If you choose Next Day delivery Mr. Reznor personally flies the cd to your house on a blacked-out jet
Elite Assassin Weapon Vault is a valid design aesthetic for a home office nook
Elderly parent who struggles with All Things Computer just exploded into a rant about unwelcome Al summaries forced into everything, if you were wondering whether even the tech-challenged appreciate this stuff
Rearranging appliances so the washer can just spit wet clothes into the dryers mouth
It's a record day of spam calls and texts asking for a long-dead family member. The ROI and this shit is abysmal. Aside from the harassment factor, these businesses are paying to advertise their stupidity and incompetence.
"verify your age" I used a hole punch to double my storage capacity
CIHstudios@cihstudios.bsky.social · 3w ago"verify your age" I saw Titanic in the theater, and later rented it on VHS tapes... TWO of 'em.
If you Wishlist a game for 10 years Steam should just give it to you
My overstock tour shirt came with a surprise bumper sticker and when I saw it I gasped like it was a baby chick hatching in front of me
Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.
A whole stage of Jeopardy contestants didn't know Johnny Depp was in 21 Jump Street, so don't be too hard on yourself
