katie

@focusfronting.bsky.social

opinions are not my own and represent those of your sainted mother. she/her.

it isn’t carceral to say someone shouldn’t be a wealthy public figure. it doesn’t violate your free speech rights when I say I wish you would shut up. you do not have a legal right to be beloved

had what i thought was a mildly groundbreaking idea in a very hot and developing area of law and my professor was like wow i think this is really promising but did not disclose that he wrote and published the exact same proposal six years ago LOL anyway

teaching myself to knit continental. WHICH SUCKS. a pox on europe and their stupid inefficient purling methods, every one of them annoying in a new and exciting way

“Ordinary, salt of the earth people would never tolerate a sexual abuser in their midst. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and respond to this group text with my old fraternity brothers.”

spent like half my life going to the mat for Chomsky and I have been humiliated and betrayed beyond measure like actually you know what aspects WAS wack. maybe those lexical functional grammar freaks were right. I can’t do this anymore

optometrist asked if I knew what astigmatism was and I said i’m not sure but I think it’s when part of your eye is flatter than it’s supposed to be. he’s like well, no… it’s when your eye isn’t as round as it’s supposed to be. like ok it’s your degree buddy i’m not taking it

anybody know anybody working on the intersections of linguistics and the law? specifically criminal law? i know about tammy gales at hofstra but i am looking for more and i trust you all to come through for me