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“The difference between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss. Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil.”

“We don’t want anyone to be hurt, but we have to get these traffic fatality numbers down somehow,” a city official tells Suburbanista. “We’re working with our legal team to designate walking or biking near our roads as assisted suicide, and will post implied consent notices at all intersections.”

Photo of green traffic light with pedestrian outline in it. Captioned with text “Dallas’ new traffic signals reduce accidents by making pedestrian deaths intentional”

“It’s a big day for our city,” said the mayor. “Coppell now shines bright as both a thriving bedroom community and a gateway to responsibly manicured nature along our humble three mile stretch of I-635.”

Picture of desolate corporate office park captioned with “City of Coppell triples its urban green space with planting of four new trees in corporate parking lot”

Always gotta be the guy to ask for the photos but on a different platform with less atrocious compression Why can’t the world standardize on a decent messaging service 😔