This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
John Fox
@foxius.bsky.social
Husband, dad, cat owner, former-ish CRM archaeologist (MS, RPA), current MTS candidate in Hebrew Bible, aspiring author of @Orclahoma.bsky.social. Mostly bad puns.
I love interlibrary loan. Oh, there's a book somewhere in the world that I want to read, but my library doesn't have it? Not to worry!😎💻📚
I was a sophomore in high school during 9/11. I was outside of school with my friends before band practice, and I joked that every time I snapped my fingers, somebody died, then snapped my fingers as fast as I could. (I figured since there are billions of people, someone was always dying).
I think about this sometimes. If the goal was to weaken US hegemony and standing in the world, it certainly set us on the right path.
Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 3d agoIn important ways, and not ones it intended, Al Qaeda's 9/11 attack succeeded. It helped create a religio-fascist state, only in the USA, not in the Middle East.
Star Trek is something I love across all of its iterations. Its hope is something that's needed as much today as it was 60 years ago. Here's hoping we can live up to its ideals. 🖖
The scariest scene in NOPE by a mile.
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 7d agoDon't fight a chimpanzee. The chimpanzee will fucking kill you.
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
During the height of COVID, there were similar numbers of COVID-related deaths in the US per day as deaths on 9-11.
David A. Graham@dgraham.bsky.social · 2w agoAre you kidding me www.cbsnews.com/news/abdul-e...
[0004264] Newborn babies have beards, worship gods, and have favorite foods
Maybe this prophet is right. Maybe it is the end of the world.
What? That dragon over there? Okay, lady, I see it.
GIFS GALORE@gifs-bot.bsky.social · 3w agoFANTASY/FAN9_L.GIF
I feel like Democrats could just run on "Republicans are obsessed with children's genitals" and win everything.
If "Heaven needed a new angel," does Hell ever need a new demon? Don't they need to catch up? Your move, Satan.
The more you look at it, the worse it gets, somehow.
Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️@arif.bsky.social · 4w agoAI football analysis is so cool
I don't understand why anyone would want to listen to AI music or consume any AI "art." If there's no humanity (other than what's stolen and squeezed out), there's no human connection, no human experience. It's soulless and void.
NPR@npr.org · 4w agoAI can generate songs in seconds. But behind every AI track is a complicated question: Who should get paid? And, how? The fights have started. n.pr/4zndwTd
50 Senators let a Weekend News Anchorman run the Pentagon because they were afraid a gameshow host would yell at them
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · last mo."The jobless boom has arrived," per WSJ
I have a niece who calls Bowser "Wet Bowser" since there's a Dry Bowser in the Mario Kart version they play.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · last mo.I want my Luigi’s DRY
This is why cultural resources laws exist. Bulldoze Dobby.
Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · last mo.insane quote
I made a comment on some MAGA slop post that a local-ish magazine I thought posted from the wrong account. But considering their response at 11:37 pm, maybe it was a dumb hack instead?
Imagine claiming your god is behind powerful and wealthy people stripping food assistance, healthcare, USAID, environmental protections, food protections, terrorizing immigrants, and senseless wars, then getting so offended when people reject your god.
watching the avengers trailer and i think being a millenial is just going to be “you love remembering shit don’t you you stupid apes” for the rest of my life