Am incredibly drunk but for all of 3 people who will see this: dont accept bullshit from other people because you "should" if it sucks hit the bricks because life is short and dont spend your precious time dealing with things you shouldn't because you feel obligated. Fuck em and live your best life
Liverpool won. Arsenal lost. City won. Spurs lost. Peter Magyar won. Viktor Orban lost. All in all - not a bad weekend.
IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
me, drunk off my ass, making peace with throwing up in 45 minutes:
My sedatives wore off at 1am. I fear I may become a liability rather quickly but we ball regardless
If I had a nickel for every time a busker unknowingly stopped me from destroying my body, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Support your local artists people.
Me assembling a choir but I don't know the fancy names for vocal ranges
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 11mo agoI’ll have five hundred voices of that sound.
Fish in a birdcage are doing headline shows with Sparkbird and I can't go because the fucking Atlantic Ocean is in the way. This is going to seriously affect the trout population.
Me at spoons when someone says it's their round
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 12mo agopray order it
Gang I get my hearing fixed on Saturday and I am very excited
My time-blindness is horrific today. Woke up at 11am after downing 7ish units at a party last night and as far as I'm concerned it's still 11am and it's been 11am for the past 3 hours. It's almost 3pm ffs
Me telling the toddlers the crayons are not for eating
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · 12mo agoNow, masters, draw.
i'm currently running on 3 hours sleep and i've been up since 3am. i feel like i'm going through every stage of grief simultaneously. god help anyone who has to interact with me today.
Me as a bouncer when someone's under 18
William Shakespeare@shakespeare.lol · last yr.Alas, this is a child