haven’t seen a tenacious Iberian defense stymie a French offensive juggernaut like this since Napoleon opened up the Spanish ulcer during the Peninsular War in 1808
i feel bad for anyone who hopes to one day write a book about this war
Patrick De Haan@gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 3w agoTrump abandons 20% toll on Strait of Hormuz shipments- CNBC
that one time someone at work printed out a screenshot of my tweet
Sam Neill was one of the very best guest stars The Simpsons ever had - RIP to a legend
hunter is going to run for some kind of elected office. i don’t know when or what office but this is the statement of a guy who is trying to play politician.
white people love to be named Roch Cholowsky
Baseball America@baseballamerica.com · 4w agoWith the No. 1 pick in the 2026 MLB Draft, the White Sox select Roch Cholowsky, SS, UCLA.
Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me Himbo is ableist. He finds fetishizing someone's supposed lack of intelligence to be predatory. Why would you desire someone who seemingly has less power than you? Why is that sexy? Why is that different from preying on underage kids? It's not
at least once a year i like to remind myself of how much a banger this album is
fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran.com · 4w agoWe are in the timeline where Taco Bell is leading the response to stop the diarrhea-causing parasite outbreak
hold up did he say praise be to allah
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoThis is total insanity. Words fail to explain how anyone let alone a plurality of voters thought giving an obviously demented person control of the most powerful government in the world was a good idea. We will be lucky to come out the other side of this alive.
the batman (2022) may feel like an interminable slog at times but it’s all worth it to see paul dano sing ave maria
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4w agoFive-byline alert: 🚨 “.. Patel abruptly cancelled a planned flight Friday to see his girlfriend in Chicago this weekend, after top administration officials frustrated with Patel summoned him to the White House ..” @ms.now www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
this is the funniest argument ever, honestly. no one even wanted her to run a *good* campaign. we asked that she not eviscerate herself unnecessarily. uncommitted would have settled for one palestinian saying platitudes about peace. that was a bridge too far
Thembo@thembo.bsky.social · 4w agoGood evening to everyone who tried to get Harris to run a good campaign and was ignored before being blamed for her failure.
crazy to not even make mention of the whole rape thing
Eoin Higgins@eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 4w agoOfficially over
i didn’t need another houseplant but i didn’t have a thai constellation so what was i to do
this kid is about to get on a one-way to tel aviv
Molly Crane-Newman@mollycranenewman.bsky.social · 4w agoA Yale student is accused of sexually assaulting a young mom on an uptown R train on June 28. Prosecutors say the woman couldn’t move on the crowded subway car and that her four kids saw the whole thing. He was arraigned yesterday and released without bail. www.nydailynews.com/2026/07/09/t...
i needed to charge my vape and accidentally pulled the plug on mitch mcconnell
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
