YOamyjo🍓

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This is the office of my White Trash Meatball Fight Club. Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA 💜🦋Lupus & Ankylosing Spondylitis🩻💟 CashApp: $yoamyjo25 Venmo: @yoamyjo25

Was just having a convo about churros w/ cream cheese. Was talkin to a male from rural WI, who didn't know they even come that way. I'm also a white person from rural-ish WI. You best 1bet I made this discussion as dirty as possible. Cream in the middle? That's how I like my cinna-man.

Look here, Smelly Feet Guy on Couch. Once every 2 weeks, if I'm lucky, I have the energy and reduced pain level to actually care for my apartment. As you know, I am horribly behind on all fronts. SO, when I'm having a rare productive morning, Do Not complain that I'm disrupting your rest. Go home.

Did my unnecessary but daily 3:30 am wake-up. Heard a cough upstairs—Neighbor Guy is on my couch. He must have needed to escape his own hostile environment at his home overnight. Or he got hungry and was too lazy to walk back home after eating. It's almost 5 now. I need to return to slumber.

I think it's pretty funny when people that live on this end of the street lock their car doors with the key fob. Like bitch, ain't nobody gonna try to steal that piece of shit. Get over yourself.