Dueling rappers choose lyricals at dawn.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dueling weightlifters choose pectorals at dawn.

Dueling pedants choose quibbling at dawn.

Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dueling rappers choose lyricals at dawn.

What do corn farmers and Linux programmers have in common? Vast knowledge of kernels...

"I am a mature adult!" I shout as I go back to enjoying my pre-nap juice box.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

@surfrich3.bsky.social · 2h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

can’t rn, sufferin succotashing

when you combine want and need you get weed

I came to Bluesky to make jokes and maybe have a few people say I’m pretty

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!

Proofread my posts? I don’t do that

Vacation cloud porn

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Sofia's Evil Look to Sweet Smile

Alt: a sweet looking young person in a fleece-lined, red hoodie is looking upwards, and then turns and smiles mischievously at the person holding the camera. 

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Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 16h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Not a friend, not a bsky crush, but a secret shitposter thing.

I’ll eat a Spring Roll in the middle of Summer, cuz that’s the kind of badass that I am.

I'm so glad the James Talarico campaign is releasing new pics of him with 5 o'clock shadow. Makes it so he doesn't look like a 12 year old... Ken Paxton, on the other hand, looks like he been aged for 12 years in an oak barrel.

Fuck it, Halloween starts right now and runs through February 15th. You're welcome.

Tech companies getting bigger and building apps I don't need while I'm just over here wishing for software that works right.

Very well played... plated... whatever...

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 5h ago

I asked them to make me an angel food cake.

I asked them to make me an angel food cake.

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Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale

Alt: Arrested Development: Tobias Funke's Fire Sale

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Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 16h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Vegemite and bong water By Dior

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Donkey Hotay 💩@donkee.bsky.social · 17h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Give a man a fish Then brandish another fish at him En garde, motherfucker!

There were a few financial upsides by not hiring lifeguards at the town pool this summer although there have been some drownsides.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

School Bordem

Alt: (Anthony Michael Hall as) Brian Johnson in The Breakfast Club, chewing on his pen.

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@katsstuff.bsky.social · 17h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

Animal House: Toga! Toga! Toga!

ALT: Animal House: Toga! Toga! Toga!

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TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 18h ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

IMO if social media had a smell, it would be the smell of stale beer and burnt popcorn.

I'm stuck somewhere between the future looks bright & life has passed me by.

The difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.