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I always see this one dude out riding bikes on the city path, today we passed each other on the pedestrian bridge and both said something at the same time I couldn't tell what the fuck he said so he probably couldn't tell what the fuck I said either
although i don't think he'd fuck up this bad in the first place, if he did, Alex Trebek would own up to it
went out back with the cat yesterday but the smoke got to me pretty quickly so I went inside after telling her she might want to also limit her exposure she wanted in after only about 90 min which is much less than usual rn she's an amazing listener, folks
Im building a Dadacenter in my backyard, it's a big building full of weird shit that borderline doesn't make sense but at the same time is an apt social commentary on how fucked up and nonsensical the world is also, it runs on those cruise ship engines that burn asphalt for fuel
do i have the shits from: 1. wildfire smoke exposure 2. contaminated produce exposure 3. covid exposure 4. some other reason
I stopped watching Jeopardy when I realized Ken's thing was likely that he wouldn't stand in the way of anyone who would accept cheapening the brand by doing gross promotional shit in exchange for more ad money, the way that Alex Trebek was lauded as being allergic to bc he had integrity
the moral cock of the universe is long but it bends toward pussy. or some philosophy shit idk
will this be the week i finally go to the doctor after sorta not feeling alright for weeks on/off? probably not but maybe
forgot i saw 3 racoons on the ride yesterday, they crossed the trail ahead of me and were all growling to be intimidating 🦝🦝🦝 it's okay y'all, im not a threat 🥺
What if after you came your boner would shed like a snake skin leaving the original flaccid penis
never taking my glasses off again bc I cleaned them and there's dust and crap inside their case
i estimate over 80% of job apps are on Workday this week, don't think I can rage close all of them this time :(
if someone gets in your face and u stab them, they'll probably get out of your face and go to the doctor; problem solved
love to steal shows from Netflix, Hulu, Apple tv et alia 👍👍👍 feels like praxis
getting into an argument w someone and in the process u realize they're extremely insecure so u start to tip-toe away gently so u don't accidentally break their spirit or whatever
I just realized I've never sent my cat an i love you text and i cried
this dude's cat came back just like i predicted, fuck yes
free Via 📐@freevia3.com · 3d agofingers crossed this fella hunkered down in the coolest spot he could find and will wander back home after it cools off tonight
holding a knife to the throat of the entry level worker and demanding for their manager to take their place, then escalating to that manager's manager and so on until I've got the ceo they finally ask for my demands and i just laugh and then stab them
my posts would prob go so crazy if I weren't allergic to having social capital
